zLz's Crapping Space

Work, work, and work. And work.

2008-06-20T23:32:00.003+08:00

As much as I hate to admit it myself... I've been really inactive in the blogosphere these few weeks... Not that I do not like blogging anymore (anyways I still did take time to read blogs, just that I did not update mine), but my current lifestyle wouldn't allow anymore of my time to be allocated on this.

Trust me I'd really hate to say this but it's real, apart of the time that I had for my meals and sleeps (which, never exceeded 6 hours recently), I had my hands and mind full of assignments, activities, clubs and societies. Being part of the Talent Night 2008 committee really drained it out of me, but that's not all, with now I'm the committee of Community Service Society and Music Club, I don't see the reason why I shouldn't label my current life as H.E.C.T.I.C.

What's more with me now taking the Broadcasting course, which in fact requires you to be really active in all sorts of industry-related activities (outdoor video shooting, WATCHING TV(!), listening to radio, presentations, interactions and etc.), dedication is a must.

But still I won't regret taking so many things at once because at the end, it's worth it. For instance it really enlighten me to see that the Talent Night 2008 was a huge success (though major and minor problems did popped out, whichever event does not?) despite the tiring (really freaking tiring) process.

One big freaking regret though... I couldn't attend THE first and ever launch of MGS4 at Low Yatt with my dear friend because it clashed with the Talent Night... Though I heard it was lame but still... it's SNAKE man!

67

2008-06-05T15:57:00.007+08:00

In correspond to Time Assassin's comment on my new boom-boom system, the Evo 5 Pro, I would like to firstly declare that Evo 5 Pro IS DEFINITELY superior to its "successor", the Evo 7, which is just another washed out "useless-box-of-junk-which-makes-sound" and which I never ever and never will classify it as a speaker system in the whole of my damn life.

Print this image in your mind and avoid it as far as your life goes.

The performance of this Evo 7 is greatly overwhelmed by its high power output (Woofer 24 Watts, Speakers 8 Watts each) than the Evo 5 Pro (Woofer 18 Watts), I've compared between them before I finally decided to settle with Evo 5 Pro. The Evo 7 started to sound funny and cracky when its treble and bass were tuned to the max while Evo 5 Pro was still able to sound very good and maintain its crisp clear, bassy output.

Forget about Lucky "7" in Final Fantasy "7" or "7" Eleven or the "7's" in the slot machines, "7" is not a lucky number all the time. At least you wouldn't want to get your hands dirty with this Evo 7, stay the hell away from it.

*I couldn't find any difference between the award-winning Evo 5 and the Evo 5 Pro (which is also been labled as "double award-winning") except some design refinements.*

World Milk Day

2008-06-01T15:14:00.001+08:00

Look at your calendar, can you see the date? Yes, June 1st is the day, the day where the milk lovers rejoice.

Happy World Milk Day, now go and juice... I mean milk, the cow.

My new Boom Boom System.

2008-05-31T13:03:00.001+08:00

A very special great huge giant thanks to my Jia Li sis, for this magnificent gift. I went all boom-boom in my room now... the bass is just acting... great.

I could seriously use a larger table now.

"We are for the BIG."

2008-05-25T11:00:00.004+08:00

Bobba: I'm sure watching the Parliament meeting will be as exciting as watching EPL featuring MU and Chelsea.

Jimma: And why is that.

BobbaL I don't know, the MP's seemed more exciting then the audience itself. So I guess it would be fun watching yea.

Jimma: Oh, Dr. M's quit UMNO.

Bobba: I see they're either puttin' up a good fight or putting up a good circus show.

Jimma: I'm worried.

Bobba: Who's not?

Jimma: I think something big is coming...

Welcome to hell.

2008-05-25T10:42:00.003+08:00

Bobba: So what's this now? Natural Disasters Fest?

Jimma: I'm not sure about that Bobba, I'd rather call it the Coming-True-of-The-Long-Hallucinated-Judgement-Day.

Bobba: All along I didn't know you're a top-down Christian.

Jimma: No I'm not, I'm a disciple of Yevon.

Bobba: "Until we are atoned for our sin"?

Jimma: 180,000 of approximated casualties, 130,000 in Vietnam and 50,000 in China, and still rising. Holy Yevon Christ that's like a great army of football players!

Bobba: What's the world coming to?

Jimma: Not Alice's Wonderland, that's for sure.

I had just donated RM5 today for the Sizhuan victims, not much, not that I have much in my wallet anyway. But have you done your part today? :)

Hi, look who's in the house.

2008-05-25T10:34:00.003+08:00

Bobba: And I was eff'ed for the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety ninth time just a couple of days ago, for not updating my blog.

Jimma: You know you deserved that Bobba.

Bobba: No Jimma you don't understand, lots had happened.

Jimma: Yea "life has been crazy the last few months" right?

Bobba: Does the toasting of my motherboard count?

Jimma: Not going to happen. But hey, for the third time? In a year?

Bobba: Case in point.

Notable Crap

2008-04-09T23:10:00.003+08:00

4/9/2008 8:18:59 PM zLz ™ - Shut Up And Play: a fact is a fact because that's what a particular person think what is right for him/her,Einstein's Relativity Theory actually applies on "facts" as well."in fact","fact" is only what we think is right/suitable for us to accept Sometimes a "fact" is widely accepted just because many people holds the same idea and agree on that,but it's not neccessarily the case.

4/9/2008 8:19:14 PM zLz ™ - Shut Up And Play: so,a "fact" sometimes may not be a "fact" to certain someone

4/9/2008 8:19:46 PM zLz ™ - Shut Up And Play: take like,some might think a girl is super leng lui,and some others think so too,so they misunderstood that their "facts" are widely accepted by others too

4/9/2008 8:19:55 PM zLz ™ - Shut Up And Play: in fact there might exist some people who might not think so

4/9/2008 8:20:12 PM zLz ™ - Shut Up And Play: and so im telling you this,you are a super leng lui,and it's a fact,and it's my fact

So, what do you think about "fact"?

Even a janitor can shine in his own way! Maybe.

2008-04-06T13:55:00.001+08:00

"A straight A's student taking broadcasting meh?"...

What kinda misconception is this? I'm gonna prove you guys wrong -_-

I am so studying... SEE!?

2008-04-01T22:47:00.001+08:00

Please keep me free.

2008-03-30T22:21:00.003+08:00

Whoever invented the speaking "Please keep me busy." must be a total moron... With all those tests and assignments going on... I'd really like to hear the opposite.

This blog will be partially dead for the rest of the week... I think.

This, Vol. IV

2008-03-26T22:09:00.003+08:00

This, is HT molesting my guitar...

This, is HT's acoustic guitar, with its hard case.

This, is still HT's guitar.

This, is my roommate's acoustic guitar.

This, is definitely one of those few days where you get to bring three guitars under one roof.

red... Red... RED!!!

2008-03-24T23:10:00.004+08:00

Having 6 people living on the same planet, is nothing wrong. Having 6 people sharing the same sex, is not a big deal. Having 6 people studying in the same University is again, nothing to fuss about.

But...

Having SIX persons wearing RED T-SHIRTS appearing in TOILET at the SAME TIME bearing the fact that THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER AT ALL is...

Hell with coincidence...

Frankly I was really shocked when I came out of the water closet and saw 5 people wearing red T-shirts standing in front of the mirror, and with me wearing red T-shirt too (-___-)

The world is big? Think twice.

Lonesome

2008-03-22T16:42:00.000+08:00

She looks smiley
He looks friendly
You maybe nice
Don't know who I am

She is talkative
He is whiner
You are innocent
Don't know how I am

She keeps talking
He keeps begging
You are stainless
But I keep driving
Though I know you're the one who would end this rain

You make me feel like changing
That only makes me annoyed
Cause "Grab it, steal it, beat them down"
That's all I've learned

You are innocent
You are stainless
You're my best friend so I'll tell you this
You're an angel
Let me feel good
Let me feel I am still alive
I have learned my instinct is hiding background
Though no one knows
But I keep denying

Cause the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

When I've got a feeling that I am behind
I blame myself to have expected
The way you see it through your eyes could be different slight

Cause the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

You make me feel like changing
That only makes me annoyed
Cause "Grab it, steal it, beat them down"
That's all I've learned

the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

-Ellegarden

This, Vol. IV

2008-03-22T13:22:00.002+08:00

This, is me hitting the bullseye (I'm telling you, it's real).

This, is a Canon DSLR camera (Holy crap!).

This, is HT hitting the bullseye (And it's real too).

This, is what I used to call, a human.

This, is... made up xD

Shacktionary - Stupid

2008-03-17T23:03:00.003+08:00

Pronunciation

C-2-P
See-Too-Pit

Etymology

From Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus.

Definition

1. zLz.

Example: Changing these sample sentences to those that do not make
sense is a zLz thing to do.

2. Bush.

Example: You talked like Bush.

Adjective

Comparative
busher or more bush

Superlative
bushest or most bush

Derived terms

Bushism
Bushation
Bushitively
Bushish

A Song For James

2008-03-17T21:52:00.001+08:00

The hidden law
That's what I'm looking for
Coincidence
Or should I call it fate

I'm searching 'round
To pick the piece of me I dropped
It's still smoldering
The heat is burning my skin
Hey man can you hear me
Yea

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands

Turn me inside out
Treasure boxes are all sealed
Need to understand
Before I ruin everything

The hidden law
Searching for a scrap of evidence
Don't count me in
I'm not the part of the scheme
Hey man can you hear me
Yea

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands

I turn my head to look back at the way I've run here
Lights behind me are off and I can see nothing

All right Here I go
Wind at my back Time to start now

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands

-Ellegarden

This, Vol. III

2008-03-17T21:25:00.002+08:00

This, is a whole mess of cards.

This, is a college full of diamond. Or, a college that makes diamond. Or, a college that steals diamond.

This, is another mess of cards.

This, is Pan Xiaoting in action.

This, is... a total mess.

But It's All About You

2008-03-15T21:47:00.006+08:00

You gazed at me
As if you've done nothing wrong
Well yea of course Honey
There ain't no right or wrong
In this little world of our own

You stared at me
As if you've said nothing wrong
Well look at me Honey
We're living in denial
In this pathetic world of shit

You said it's just the beginning
But it was all about you and yourself
You said we'll be just fine
But I couldn't find me on your shelf

You said it's the intoxication
But I'm as clearheaded as yourself
Look outside the window
And you'll see that the world is flat

Because it was all about you and yourself

-zLz

No I've NO experience in relationship, and this is sorta just my own fantasy (take it as how a single looks at love from a different perspective if you would). This is my first time WRITING a song (not COMPOSING) so it's kinda short (just repeat the chorus or whichever part you like for N times, if you ever know how to sing it). No I don't see it as a poem (I prefer it to be lyrics) and it really sucks. Please leave a comment on this, and if you so happen to be good in composing music, would you please help with this song? xD Thanks.

TV Maniacs

2008-03-14T23:10:00.001+08:00

You said it's all a mess
Good to hear you anyway
We are now overwhelmed with good old perfection
We know the TV sucks
We have much more to learn

You think you are complicated
Don't worry So am I
You ain't the only one
No matter what they say
It only means we just don't fit in

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion

I get so frustrated seeing them rig the race
Seated back on the couch grumbling is not the way
We wanna keep it straight
We all need something to trust

Wipe the gloss off my face and you'll see how weird I am
No matter what they say
No need to smile when you cry
I hate it when they try to fake it

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion

You said it's all a mess
Good to hear you anyway
We are now overwhelmed with good old stupid perfection
We know the TV sucks
We have much more to learn

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion

-Ellegarden

This, Vol. III

2008-03-14T22:00:00.003+08:00

This, is a whole lot of balloons.

This, is even a whole lot of balloons.

This, is one of the best food on planet Earth.

This, is, well, a picture of balloons. And Soft drinks. And chick.

This, is not a human. That, is not Roti Canai.

You, are not reading my blog.

A not-so-balance Balance Sheet

2008-03-14T21:51:00.003+08:00

If you ever take Accounting, you would know what is a Balance Sheet (where you keep trying and trying, and consistently shouting SHIT in the process...).

I've never seen a Balance Sheet THIS unbalance... Unbalance as in 1 freakingMillion Ringgit of difference...

Ever wanted to hit someone so hard? And that someone is you yourself?

I'll never figure out what the hell is a Balance Sheet in the whole of my lifetime Zzz.

Do I even look like I need a gun?

2008-03-14T21:25:00.003+08:00

Somehow got into a desperate discussion with HT this morning when we were revising Accounting as a preparation for the test. We were discussing about our lives, about what we should do about ourselves and our futures.

Poor academic performances, poor as in poor and poorer than poorest, and poor management in relationships and such, you get the idea.

zLz, "I'm thinking about changing course."
HT, "Why don't we sell chicken rice?"
zLz, "Why don't we cut your dick off and sell it to Badawi?"
HT, "Why don't we rob the bank?"

RIGHT... "Rob the bank" (=_=)
Give me a bloody gun...

Sorry this is all I've got...

OR I can make it better...

Maybe not...

Let's sell chicken rice.

Marry Me

2008-03-13T21:21:00.001+08:00

Somewhere closer I can hear the wedding bell
It's a fine day I am wearing a blue shirt like the sky
I am standing in the line while holding confetti
I see the girl of my dream is shining like the sun beside him

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him if I could be in the next life

You're an idol in high school He was a quarter back
He has sold me a photocopy of your photograph
I am standing in the line while holding confetti
I see the girl of my dream is smiling like the sun in her wedding dress

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him if I could be in the next life

Maybe not... She don't remember me
Maybe not... She don't know how I feel
Maybe not... She don't even know my last name

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him
He's just another stupid in the next life

-Ellegarden

This, Vol. II

2008-03-13T20:49:00.006+08:00

This, is my mobile phone.

This, is my sweet RM 780 mobile phone, Sony Ericsson K618i, with a 2.0 Megapixel camera.

This, is my roommate's mobile phone.

This, is my roommate's RM 900 mobile phone, Sony Ericsson K800, with a goddamn 3.2 MegaFreakingPixel camera.

Judging from the above pictures taken with both of these phones (in which I used his to take mine and vice versa), you can already tell who's the winner in terms of picture's clarity and sharpness (don't bother with the lighting, I think I messed up with both the phones' settings).

Unwillingly and reluctantly accepting the defeat... At least my phone can do THIS

This, is a frame which, looks a lot like a toilet mirror, and in fact it is.

SEE!? I got your damn phone framed! Can you do this!?? With THIS frame? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yea right...

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. II Take Three

2008-03-13T12:11:00.002+08:00

As requested by Jess, I've edited the previous post to include the photo as the answer, please refer it for more information.

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. II Take Two

2008-03-12T19:53:00.004+08:00

One thing which I left out for a long time and almost forget about it... I shall reveal the answer for the 2nd volume of zLz's Disgus'things.

Possible answers:
5
6
7
8
9

And the correct answer is...

6!!!

Note: Red circles are my answer, green arrows are some possible answers from some really "civilian" users xD (Sorry Jess)

This, though, is MY answer. You could have different LOGICAL ideas too.
(Like, Jess told me you can actually use the tank to store rubbish, and that makes 7. Yea right, Jess does that.)

This, Vol. I

2008-03-12T19:25:00.004+08:00

This, is my finger after using Clorox excessively while washing toilet.

This, is an amplifier.

This, is a plate of mixed rice costed RM3.30

This, is a pile of fcuked up notes.

This, is a not-so-artificial superhuman cyborg Eintein'fy Hawking'ish genius

Bored Of Everything

2008-03-12T19:22:00.001+08:00

Wake up, stand up
I know, but for what
One thing I crave
A weekend without computer games
Pull the trigger and kill the zombies
Sorry, I'm done

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
Before I'm bored of everything

Voicemail is full
I know she calls me at home
How much is my car
And how much is my gift
Pull the trigger, kill the zombies
Sorry, I'm done

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything

I still can believe when you say it's not true
I still can believe when you say it's not too late
I still can believe when you say it's not real
I still can believe when you say I'm not too late

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
Before I'm bored of everything

-Ellegarden

Freeze! FBI!

2008-03-11T18:35:00.002+08:00

There was this theory that under extreme cold circumstances... one's body cells, including the brain's, would freeze and stop functioning temporary. Once heated up, these cells would function again. This idea is thought to have a great contribution to sending human into the outer space which requires thousands of years later on.

Inspired by this terminology, I have left myself with no choice but to freeze my own coconuts in order to keep everything I've studied for the test tomorrow...

I really hope it works.

Good luck tomorrow guys.

Geez, just slurp them in already! Jesus...

2008-03-10T11:53:00.005+08:00

Norm - That which is regarded as normal or typical. Wiktionary

Speaking of norm, I realized that you can't just leave it alone as if you're living in your little world. This is how life's like, you can never live alone.

Take the 12th General Election for example, everybody is talking about it and what do you feel if you're being left out of the conversation just because you know nothing about it at all (so as to say, you can never "don't give a shit"), but this is not related to my topic here anyway.

Let me first ask you a question, "How do you eat mee?".

Yea right don't give me craps about using your chopsticks and mouth (>.<) but tell me whether you slurp all the mee into your mouth like you never give a damn (that is, without using spoon, just chopsticks to pick it up and stuff everything into your mouth, and make the awkward noise *slurrpppp*) OR behave like a pretty-cute-cute-well-educated-lady (sorry for the improper adjective) that takes the time to pick up a few noodles and put it into the spoon, not to forget to take the trouble to try to make them all nicely stay in place and if it fails (the noodles dropped out or the bulk is too big) they will start all over again until they succeed (YES!!!! Gotcha! Now I can finally put it into my mouth)...

No I hold no grudge against the ladies (and men) but I just want to know which one is the proper way (indeed I think you already have the answer). You see I'm not the guy-with-proper-table-manners kinda dude (I don't even know what are they) but it embarassed me sometimes to notice that I'm the only bastard on that particular table who slurp all the noodles like a moron while others are behaving very very (very very) well. The moment I realized that I had to change my way of eating to "cope with" them...

No I prefer being myself, so don't fcuk me the next time you see me eating like that, I'll be a good boy occasionally when (IF) I feel to >.<

Pizza Man

2008-03-10T11:47:00.001+08:00

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

I've been looking for him more than 20 minutes

I guess he is starving

Or he could be aiming to use this to learn about fractions

Got to find him quickly putting his aim aside

I should do what I can

Ask that ma'am if she knows

Hey ma'am have you heard of a guy whose occupation

is mathematician around here?

Am I in wrong condo?

No way I have checked it 3 times or more

So how come I can't find him?

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

Tu tu tu...

Wait he could be aiming to learn about a pie chart

That explains why he choose "Pepperoni Quattro"

But in that case I guess

Sorry to be smart ass

He had better use pies instead

Am I in wrong condo?

No way I have checked it 3 three times or more

So how come I can't find him?

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

Tu tu tu...

-Ellegarden

Where the hell is my DaKwAt!?

2008-03-09T19:04:00.002+08:00

Just a little while ago I was having dinner with my family. Out of no where I popped out a question "Mum, can I take a look at your finger for that ink thingy? I want to see how is it like."

Before you say anything... Yes I live in jungle -.-" You see I'm kinda outdated and disconnected from the outside world when I was back in the hostel because I do not get Internet access and newspaper there... So I actually didn't know that they have canceled the idea of using the ink on your finger...

"No way mum! I thought they already bought it!?"

Dude, that was our money man! That was the people's money! Where the hell is our ink now!? Where in the fcuk is our money!!!???

Shame on you BN, the outcome of this election serves you well. Go fcuk yourselves Zzzz

Totally outrageous.

A brand new Sunday, a brand new start, a brand new government, a brand new Malaysia (Let's hope to change for the better :-) )

2008-03-09T15:31:00.004+08:00

It's finally over, or has it just begun? The Malaysia Election 2008 wrapped up with a final result of BN barely won with simple majority of 60+% (as oppose to 90+% in the previous general election), so happy or sad to say that they get to form the country government, again.

Interestingly enough though, this 12th general election demonstrated something beyond the result itself. Yes aside from BN is seen gradually losing grip on the countryman's faith, it also indirectly showed that the society is starting to mature in term of pursuing what they actually want and sounding their opinions without having fear that they would be shot in the head (Zzz).

Frankly speaking it shocked me so that the opposition parties actually have such influences on the states. The final outcome sees Penang and Perak (2P) taken by DAP, Kedah and Kelantan (2K) by PAS, and Selangor (OoSSSsss!!) by PKR. BN almost meets the end and kisses its trophy bye bye if not for Sabah and Sarawak (their major backbones), so much luck for you BN.

Whether Mr. Great Ol' Badawi is resigning is none of my concern, I wouldn't care who become the PM anyway (all I want is a good government, which never happens), but to see many of BN's greatest warriors once fought alongside throughout the years fell out from their Proton today... just laughed my ass out. (don't take it personal... I mean, do)

Oh before I forget, Happy Belated Birthday Sammy Vellu :)

*"hahahahahaha" evil laughter fades into the background*

Good Morning Kids

2008-03-09T15:22:00.002+08:00

Good morning kids
How do you feel to have been slid out to this world
I wish it was not so bad
But I think no way you feel that way

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

Good morning kids
How does it feel to have been kicked out to this world
I wish you liked the morning sun
That is one of the most beautiful things

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

-Ellegarden

Malaysia BN Decides

2008-03-08T21:20:00.006+08:00

So I say, what's with the rush and hassles? There can't be any other result right? I mean, there is no eff-fing way on Earth in Malaysia in THEIR COUNTRY that BN would lose right?

Seriously I don't get it, what's the big deal man. To me this pathetic "erection" is just another lame joke, where people wasted their money on posters and papers (and wasted natural resources); not to mention wasted their time to rush back to hometown, AND not to forget the traffic jam it caused... Man I just hate big festivals, I hate it in Malaysia.

As I said, if you wanna have a real election, have it FAIR damn it! With all those big things going on out there, all those annoying obituary big dick-heads posters around... You better make it really FAIR (though I know I can't expect much)

Just overheard a short chat between my grandpa and both my parents.
"I did not see any other logo except BN itself on that paper wo..."

Abusing oldies' blur'ness, perhaps?

I'm not gonna tell you which party am I going to vote for when the time comes, but if you ask me whether I like the current government...

What do you think?

(Okay if you are really that blur, NO)

But again, there is no freaking way they would lose man! I don't really see my own country as a truly democratic country anyway.

Wannabies

2008-03-08T18:24:00.007+08:00

None of us can help dreaming
Because a dream is what colors our lives
So we wish though it never comes true

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Everyday is a new adventure
Hardship is also a part of the story

Close your eyes fast and you can become the one you wanna be

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Looking for the title of our own
Heading towards the new chapter ahead

Close your eyes and you can feel it
The way you wanna go is always right
We are just wannabies

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We are wannabies
Hey we are wannabies

We can dream it

Any time at any place
There are people struggling to figure out
What's the point of being real and
What's the point of being original
Close you eyes and you can see it
Your name is on the cover of your book
You are self-titled

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies
Yay yay

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We're all wannabies

-Ellegarden

It's a plane! It's a bird! No! It's an update!!! O_O!

2008-03-08T17:18:00.012+08:00

First of all I would like to apologize for the lack of updates of my site... You see things are pretty much fcuked up lately and my life sucks big time. Aside from some frequent extreme mood swing throughout the weeks I have also ruined every single test that I've sat for. Again nobody should be blamed except myself (of course). On side note, I'm thinking of changing course after this semester, but that's still a questionable decision depending on how I fare in the coming final weeks later (which I think I will screw it better than any screwdriver does...).

Which course? *shakes head* Ah ah... I have no idea. But then for sure it would be something Arts and Social related, perhaps language too (but no literature please!!! Fcuk thyself in heaven Shakespeare). No more science, no more maths, no more accounting! But hey does this kinda shit even existed? (=_=) It would be hell lotta nicer if I can get such a course, no Binomial craps no Einstein'ish theories no Balance-Shits or whatsoever rubbish. On the dark side though, things aren't as simple as they seem. You know what? You can't simply change course as you wish, no not for some laid back poor scumbag like myself. Money is the first issue (I'm still thinking about that), family's faith is the second. Imagine how things would turn out if you tell your parents "I want to change course, I found that this course doesn't suit me that well after all." after they have spent 10k on you for two semesters... trust me things will get ugly. In case of worst scenario, I will consider working for a while first to earn enough money for me to continue my studies.

So, what have I been up to lately? There is an old saying, "Guys' problems can only either be financial problem or relationship problem". And guess what, I hit the jackpot, I have both! But then, not something I would like to talk about here... Let's check out something else exciting (to me, it is), I just got myself an axe!!! ^.^ Oops I mean an electric guitar~

I'm not gonna list out the specs of this axe here since I don't think any of you would get it anyway (besides Yang Guo), but if you are really interested, you can check Yang Guo's entry on his Big Wooden Plank of Kick-Assery here. (Yea we were actually gay enough to get the same guitar, but his is a lefty version)

I've done classical guitar before but I think I still have hell lot to learn since I last picked up a guitar years ago. And yes we've decided to form a band (that's in the long run and it's still a blur concept). Notify me if you are/your friends are interested in band forming, especially bassists and drummers (we could really use these two), thanks!

This rounds up my recent life pretty well and sorry again for the long post. Great thanks to those of you who worried about me (if there is any). The only thing I can say for now is that I've decided to pick up and start moving again, searching around in my life for the lost pieces of me :) I should say that I'm fine now (think so). Expect more frequent update on my site from now on (before the next breakdown happens, you know, mood swing happens). Happy living~

(Oh by the way, since almost every guitarist names their guitar, mine has a name too. I named it Shirley xD It's my first guitar ever, something like my first crush perhaps.)

Quoted... Vol. I

2008-02-25T16:48:00.002+08:00

From Satchid

Too many people try to be someone else to please everyone. But in true fact, those who matter don't care, and those who care don't matter. So be yourself and fuck the world. Not literally, of course; HIV is spreading well enough as it is without any added help.

Be yourself and fuck the world!

Think they never liked you anyway.

2008-02-23T15:58:00.002+08:00

Dear sweet non-existent God,

I never did anything to you, so would you please just leave me alone. Can't you find anything else better to do?

Please leave me alone, I beg of you.

Yes, just leave me the fuck alone.

-zLz

It's my first CNY wishing in Blogspot after all.

2008-02-06T19:54:00.000+08:00

Yea, Gong Everybody Fa Cai.

zLz's Whispering Vol. III

2008-02-03T20:48:00.000+08:00

"Go ahead and buy yourself some new shirts tomorrow, claim them from your dad when you're back after this."

"Erm, how much can I spend?"

"RM 200."

...

How much did you guys spend for your new clothes for this CNY? =.=""

So long and goodnight

2008-02-03T09:47:00.000+08:00

"Well, since you've not been using that gaming console for months (years, actually), why not give it to your little *censored*?"

"What!!!!!?"

Yes, as reluctant as I could. You know, as gamers, we all have that nostalgic value kinda feeling towards our "collections". I mean, whenever possible, we would actually like to keep it rather than selling it (or in this case, giving it away as though in charity shows). Although we might never touch it ever again but this is what you call a "valuable collectibles" you see...

If you so happen to bump into a guy nowadays which still have the Sega or Nintendo old gaming consoles, you might say "Oh, you still keeping that a-century-old machine??".

But if it were for me, I would have said "WTF!!!?? HOLYMUTHAEFFFINGOMFGBBQ! You're way too cool man! Let me see it let me see it! Puh-leassssssse~"

...

Yea, you get the idea.

But my mum finally talked me out of this -_- (Still remember who bought it? I actually do not have a choice here Zzz).

"Remember how well *censored* treated you when you were just a kid? And now I'm just asking you to give away one of yours."

"But mum... Nostalgic va..."

"No more nostalgic whatsoever boy, you're not given with options here. Now go and pack it."

(-__-)

Goodbye my dear (T_T)

Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch...

2008-02-02T20:23:00.000+08:00

...

"Son what do you want for your CNY cookies this year?"

"Nothing, mom. I ain't want no CNY cookies, I'm out this year."

"Why but every year you wanted some of them for yourself didn't you?"

"Yeah but not this year. Just count me out okay."

Yea, just count me out okay? I promised myself no more junk food (not that much and no that frequent, and to avoid it whenever possible.)

Everyone is so busy with their pre-CNY preparations... For a moment there I don't feel like growing older anymore, dad and mum have had to order and buy so many stuff, and don't forget about the ang pows too -_-

Grown-ups sure are busy.

And poor.

To think opti'mistake'ally

2008-01-31T12:41:00.000+08:00

And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me

And you never had a chance
I'm just the way that the doctor made me
You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
Give me a reason to believe
You're running after something that you'll never kill
I keep a gun in the book you gave me, hallelujah, lock and load

Don't you breathe for me
Undeserving of your sympathy
A drink for the horror that I'm in
For the good guys and the bad guys
For the monsters that I've been
Three cheers for tyranny
Unapologatic apathy

I love my money
I love my college
I love my books
I love my toys
I love my crush
I love my friends
I love my lecturers
I love my sex
I love myself

Being pessimistic all the time kills oneself, so I guess I'll have to think opti(ahem)mistically once in a while, well at least for today.

And through it all
How could you cry for me?
Cause I don't feel bad about it
So shut your eyes
Kiss me goodbye
And sleep
Just sleep

Hell with you, Mr. Bangang.

2008-01-31T10:42:00.000+08:00

Referring to my entry about that life-death experience of mine.

I knew something was not right...

I mean, come on! I've been walking to school for like, 0.08 century already (since high school)! How the hell was that even possible!? That shouldn't had happened at all.

Today when I was walking to campus and crossing that filthy road again, I got some flash back on what happened that day. All of a sudden I stopped walking, and glared at the place where I stood.

What the fcuk is this!?

This struck me as in the sense that I did nothing wrong that day! For a moment there I still was having this sort of guiltiness about being too careless that I nearly lose my life.

But Mr. Bangang-Berangan-Bodoh-Malay-Dick-Sucker, may I know what in the fcuk are you doing on the incoming side of the road??

Eat my balls, sucker.

My third attempt to kill myself

2008-01-28T13:48:00.000+08:00

As usual, I walked to campus this morning.

Upon crossing the road towards the entrance, a van made a corner and nearly hit me. I mean, well it could have hit me, but I didn't know why that Malay slowed down (okay I know I'm the only one that's nutjob here).

Frankly, I didn't know it was there. I just turned my head and saw the van about 30 centimetres from me, and it's still moving slowly towards me.

"Get your ass up and get out of the way asshole, you are blocking the road and hindering the world's revolution." And so I thought.

But I walked away slowly, as if I couldn't care less, I don't know why =.=

"Beranggan! Bodoh!" Was what I heard from the driver, well, whatever.

My first attempt: Swallowing more than one coin when I was still a kid, I think I swallowed 3 or 4 of them.

My second attempt: Nearly got hit by a very-goddamn-fast-moving Waja when I was in my foundation years, when crossing a road to catch a bus. The Waja just missed me like, 0.5 seconds?

By the way, what's "beranggan" anyway? I don't even think I got the spelling right.

This is one ultimate filler, in anyway

2008-01-25T23:16:00.001+08:00

Wanted to update my blog with some funny shits (to lighten your day, be glad XD) but then I ran out of juices, sorry.

Well let's talk about My Chemical Romance, I mean THE, no no I mean TEH DE DA D'whatever My Chemical Romance (drum rolls, claps, people shouting, PM salutes, sun stops burning, rainbow forms, Jesus Cries).

In case you hadn't already knew that I am all but crazy about MCR (hell, for a moment there I actually started to think that I'm born for them), since the day my roommate handed me The Black Parade of theirs (latest album rolled out last year), I've never, NEVER lived my day without listening to at least one of their songs everyday. And even though having in thoughts that I'd had enough of them after participating in that fantastic concert (like a metric fucktonne of them would satisfy me in another zillion years), I still am listening to their songs till now. The day when I stop listening seems a teralight-year away.

Everything about MCR you can dig it out right here

(Bluek... Go Wiki it yourself lar Zzz)

So like, Yang Guo once told me that days before we went to the concert, he mentioned about MCR to one of his girlfriends, oops I mean female friends. And guess what, she asked

"Huh? What in the fcuk is that? My Chemical Romance? Never heard of them."

"Wait, is that a porn? Russian porn??"

Heck, porn. YEA right, porn... (porn!!! Outrageous!!... damnit...)

On other unrelated occasion, I asked HT, "Ever heard of MCR?"

"Yeap."

"Love them?"

"Erm, one of their songs, yea."

"What was it?"

"Welcome To The Black Parade."

"(heck, anyone else doesn't know this song? Don't answer that question) Ooh? How about other songs?"

"Hadn't really tried them."

"(well at least you did not ask me whether they are pornstars, this is hell lot good enough)"

For the love of Jesus (I mean Gerard), My Chemical Romance is, by whatever shitty means, no frigging way related to child porns! (oops I mean Russian porns) They are wholly just another rock band that rock the rockest God created to enlighten our (my) path.

What in world are girls thinking nowadays. Porn! Hmph...

Note: The above dialogues though to a certain extent, are true, but they resemble not a tad to the actual happenings. And if you can't already tell, they were obviously so exaggerated (wake up, you are reading my blog, zLz's blog).

Vampire Will Never Hurt You - Someone get me to the doctor

2008-01-22T12:14:00.000+08:00

And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground

And if they get me take this spike to my heart and

And if they get me and the sun goes down

And if they get me take this spike and

You put the spike in my heart

And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones

And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there

Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church

Where they can pump this venom gaping hole

And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat

And if they come and get me

You put the spike in my heart

And if they get me and the sun goes down

And if they get me take this spike and

Can you take this spike?

Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endless

Night time sky

Can you take this spike?

Will it wash away this jet black feeling?

And now the nightclub set the stage for this they come in pairs she said

We'll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey they're always there

Someone get me to the doctor, and someone call the nurse

And someone buy me roses, and someone burned the church

We're hanging out with corpses, and driving in this hearse

And someone save my soul tonight, please save my soul

Can you take this spike?
Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endless

Night time sky

Can you take this spike?

Will it wash away this jet black now?

And as these days watch over time, and as these days watch over time

And as these days watch over us tonight

I'll never let them, I'll never let them

I'll never let them hurt you not tonight

I'll never let them, I can't forget them

I'll never let them hurt you, I promise

Struck down, before our prime

Before, you got off the floor

Can you stake my heart? Can you stake my heart?

Can you stake my heart? Can you stake my heart?(And these thoughts of endless night bring us back into the light and this venom from my heart)

Can you stake my heart? Can you stake my heart?(And these thoughts of endless night bring us back into the light kill this venom from my heart)

Can you stake me before the sun goes down?

(And as always, innocent like roller coasters.Fatality is like ghosts in snow and you have no idea what you're up against because I've seen what they look like. Becoming perfect as if they were sterling silver chainsaws going cascading...)

-MCR

Is my hair looking good? Mr. Stranger?

2008-01-22T09:55:00.000+08:00

Okay I'm gonna make this quick, I'm having a class in 4 minutes time. I wanted to talk about this a long time ago but somehow it just got dumped to nowhere within my waves of memory.

This is not new to guys, but gals, wanna hear something "ridiculously interesting" about guys? Hah. As you all are well awared that us guys go to toilet too just like you gals, but then do you know what else they do in the toilet besides peeing and shitting?

Exactly, they look into the mirror, and make themselves look better before they leave the toilet, just like gals. And it's a fact that almost every single living gentleman on Earth does that. You know, wet their hands and style their hair even though they have been doing this for, like, the eleventh time already. But no it's not strange or odd at all, we do want to make ourselves look better (you know who are we doing that for).

But here comes the weird thing, whenever you are doing this alone in the toilet, and whenever someone else budged in, they would just pretend that they were not styling their hair but they rather would just wash their hands and chickened off.

What is it that we fear actually? I haven't the foggiest idea. Perhaps you could tell me.

I seriously wonder what the heck is wrong

2008-01-21T12:21:00.000+08:00

Damn, I screwed it again.

And what the hell is wrong with you? What's wrong with wearing orange colour shirt? Whatever.

Calm down... I have to find a way to...

Off to a movie I go, so "whatever" now.

Happy living guys.

Scram~

Smart Brains Caught In Action Vol. I

2008-01-20T19:29:00.000+08:00

We do love to watch and see smart advertisements don't we? Well I'll share more if I ever come across anymore in the future :-)

Smartly said, neat. (A good example for telecommunication organizations)

Do they have the words when your heart is aching like burning hell?

2008-01-20T19:06:00.000+08:00

"Don't you think you can behave better than this?"

Again, another pointless conversation with my mum leaded to nowhere. Well, it's not like she's saying this for the first time, she's been repeating this for like, the fourth time I think.

It was about my social/people skill and attitude (again, this sounds so familiar, one of my friends pointed this out to me lately too). Well basically it's just like I seem pissed all the time and I can hardly smile recently, making me bloody hard to be approached and people started running away from me, well at least that's what she perceived.

But it's true, I felt that at campus too. Hah, pathetic.

"People starting to think that you are so Chun now, and couldn't be bothered by making friends. At least smile a bit la. And you hardly greet people especially the elders, what happened to you? You weren't like this when you were a kid, you were way cuter back then... Sigh..."

I didn't really know what to respond, I just let off a dry cough and replied "It's not like I wanted this yea, I wanted to make friends too. But it's just so goddamn stupid to smile all the time, when you're not up to anything at all. Guys might think you've got something wrong with your coconut (or cock), gals might think that you're a pervert (try smiling to gals all the time without particular reason). And it's not like I wanted to be born with a face that can look sooo ass-kicking killer and scary when I'm not smiling yea?"

What am I trying to tell you here? Nothing much really, except that don't take my "cruel looking" face too seriously lar, you know I'm friendly right (xP)?

Okay, this is it. I've decided. Look, this is how I gonna improve it. Next time you see me not smiling when I'm talking to or looking at you, pinch me.

No, I'm serious.

Pinch my hands and not elsewhere please.

Please at least read this, especially girls.

2008-01-17T12:07:00.000+08:00

I know this might sound stupid and you might start to think I got insane or what, but let me finish it first okay?

Last night (this morning perhaps) I got a erm... should I put it this way, odd/strange/w**** dream about a mishap in a shopping complex involving myself.

Let's just cut this short, my parents fetched me and dropped me at a "Low Yat Plaza" (because it doesn't look like the real Low Yat at all but I recalled asking my parents to fetch me there for whatever reason), and I entered the building through a side entrance. In case you're wondering what side entrance is, remember those side entrances at Sungei Wang? Where we used to get in through those alleys?

In my case(dream), it was like this (roughly, I couldn't recall my dream very well)

(NOTE:
1. The small circles indicate strangers, and odd enough these strangers in my dream of mine are all of the *censored* race, strange.
2. The arrows on the circles indicate the directions they were facing, in which I recalled.
3. The bigger circle is, of course, the unfortunate zLz.
4. As you can see the building layout at that part is designed in a way that you have to get through a small (not really "small") space if you entered the complex through the side entrance in order to get into the mall.)

And just when I was about to enter the mall area, a *censored* guy from the right approaches me saying "ada...? ada...? ada...?" and completely blocked my way. (I don't know what the heck is that "ada" thingy, I thought he wanted to borrow lighter, watch, or whatever). And when I came to realize, I sensed that everyone in that area started to act strangely and just a matter of seconds that I realized that all my escape routes have been blocked.

"They gonna rob me!!!" ran through my mind...

I struggled, but he kept pushing himself against me (ahem...) and I couldn't help but kept shouting "tak ada!" and tried to escape. For a moment there I hoped that the shopkeeper would help me but it seemed that he was in the same gang, and so did the people in front and behind me, they just acted cool and pretended hearing nothing at all.

The things I carried on me were... a laptop, phone, MP3 player, cash, bag... (so convenient), what a dream, I mean, "heavy" dream.

And so?

So, I ended woking up from my bloody dream.

Yeah, just when the moment matters the most, so convenient again, ain't it?

Alright, let's cut this short (again), it was for sure that they were gonna get me. I'm not really sure whether it was a kidnap (a 20-year-old boy uhuh) or extortion but judging from the bulks I carried I bet it was a robbery (maybe they gonna make me strip and run in the mall afterwards).

The main point here is, what if I were readied? What if I have the weapons/skills to defend myself?

It's gonna be different ending right? I mean at least I could run out and ask for help, AT LEAST.

Taekwon'do? Oh come on, you know I'm too good for that (ahem... okay I don't know any "*do" okay?)

My idea is...

Hobby knife. Keep one of this in your bag, and stuck it in your pocket when you know you're going to malls, alone.

Just stab wherever you want, oh but if you would, don't kill them la. Try to be a little bit mercy, poke it into their eyes, feets, hands or whatever that will immobilize them to make your escape, even poking into their arses does the job too!

Okay, a hobby knife is not enough you say?

Just pick one of them already!

Alright I'm serious here kids, be careful out there you hear me?

Sien le...

2008-01-15T11:22:00.000+08:00

Sometimes you just couldn't help feeling like "you're left with nothing". Yes, this is especially true when you are left all alone, and you know that you couldn't help being alone, you don't like to be alone and craps like that. With all of my friends being "unavailable" when I'm "available", this feeling got stronger and stronger. Well with some who are starting to get real serious in their studies and couldn't bother to hang out anymore, some who are busy with their jobs, some who wouldn't find or contact you anymore when they know that you're useless in their pursuit of higher-standard-of-well-being, and some others who are busy with like-I-know whatever business, and yes this is what I call "true friends"; up to a point that they are nothing more than your "friends". And mind you, friends are different from brothers.

Am I pissed? No, frankly and honestly, no. Because I was like that too. Nah forget about it, let's talk about what I did yesterday when I was alone, truly alone this time.

I went to Mid Valley Megamall, alone; and watched two movies, alone; and took a walk, alone; took a meal, alone. I wanted to watch something that is lighthearted and funny. I couldn't find any other better movies than The Game Plan and Alvin & The Chipmunks which, I hoped, might bring me some laughters.

And if you believe me and take my advice, I'd say you wouldn't regret missing The Game Plan (now you hear me, you do want to "miss" it don't you?), obviously this movie was taken as a comedy but seriously it failed to implant any sort of laughter in me at all; okay maybe a "comedy" with certain message and moral value craps. Overall, it's boring. I mean, at least it bored me.

Having disappointed by the first movie, I proceeded to the next movie, Alvin and The Chipmunks. I wanted to watch this movie for long but just couldn't find the right time and companion, so I got the ticket without second thought. And guess what, they rock!

I love it especially when Alvin and his gang (Simon and Theodore) started to sing, I love those parts. And I'm considering getting its OST as well. I don't have much to say about this movie, just watch it and you will understand. Thumbs up overall.

I feel like going back to my real home and sleep till I'm dead (=_=) Pathetically sien~

zLz's Whispering Vol. II

2008-01-10T19:20:00.000+08:00

I'd say

We always tend to forget to pack something and only get to realize it after we left for a faraway place let it be traveling or outstation.

Follow me?

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. II

2008-01-10T17:08:00.000+08:00

Answer for zLz's Disgus'things Vol. I...

Possible answers:
Real shit
Cigarettes ash
Tea leaves
Dust
Dirts

And the correct answer is...

Tea leaves!!!

Oh come on, you don't think that I'd really post shit in my blog don't you? Wait, I might do it in the future.

And now we shall...
(Same old rules, please refer Vol. I. Make sure your parents are not around)

Now here's the question, how many places/things in that toilet shown that you could use to throw/litter/discard/dispose of rubbish??? (okay the definition of "rubbish" seems vague, but... here I'm talking about literally anything that YOU DON'T NEED ANYMORE)

Answer will be revealed.

Okay now you might think I'm a real extreme pervert (alright I'll admit it, I'm a pervert to a certain degree, but hey are you not?) but listen, that toilet is a Male & Female shared toilet okay!?? Now don't get any funny idea (if you really understand what I was trying to clarify up to this point).

And you might say... Damn, why toilet everytime?
Sorry, I couldn't explain. I don't know why either.

Make yourself a living legend

2008-01-09T16:53:00.000+08:00

Before I go, I asked "So, will you be coming back?"

"Who knows" was all that he said.

After a day with him, I started to think...
"Maybe what he said was right."

Why are we studying? I started to doubt my existence and direction.

I never had many close friends, but you are one of them. No matter what your decision is, I'll always be by your side (sounds so gay).

But it's true, not everyone is cut out to be a perfect bookworm scoring 3.95 in every single freaking examination and shines its way throughout the route (no offense), trust me, not everyone can do that. Though I somehow cannot agree with every little things that you said this afternoon, but you got your point there. Maybe you are one of them, maybe you are just one of the many successful businessmen/entrepreneurs out there and maybe the time now is right too.

Go! Go ahead and dig your way to the cash! Fear nobody's words! Go and find your dream! You know that I'll always be wishing for you. Just so you know, if you so happen to come across any downtime in your future ("touch-wood"), I'll be here listening, just keep that in mind. And if you are to be successful, I will be very happy too.

Though today was a harsh one, but I still learned a thing or two from you. But it really makes me wonder,

I couldn't study and score well
I couldn't stand hardworks (I have sensitive nose just so you know, I cannot work under hot suns and dusty environments)
I couldn't talk/socialize/present well
I couldn't write well
And hell yea I couldn't be so drawing well
I couldn't listen/obey well
I do not have much skill with me
And most importantly my family is not rich

Now what the hell am I gonna be in the future!!? Should I even be continue studying now -.-

"在这个世界钱不是万能, 但这个世界没有钱就万万不能"

To a certain extent, I do agree with that. Don't you think so?

The crowds beat the crap outta me

2008-01-09T16:44:00.000+08:00

--continue from "The Tiger got me"--

And so the insomniac-football-match went all night long and before I could recall how did I actually fell asleep (and who won the match) I got waked up by my sweet-Jesus alarm clock (their sounds are just like the worst piece of music score mankind ever created don't you think?). It's 6 o'clock in the morning and despite how tired I still was I helped my lazy fat-ass up and went for the washup. The moment there I was thinking, "Am I dreaming? I actually fell asleep, and slept for two hours! Two-LMAO-hours! I'd rather not sleeping, I get even more tired now damn it Zzz" and so on.

Had breakfast with HT and finally got to chat properly with him (no offense here J) since we had been really busy to meet up for the past three months. How you have changed HT, I'm glad that you changed for the better and not the worse, but... something was not right there, you were stranger to me like never before... Forget it.

The First Day of Schooling that I envied and visualized ---> Got psyched up for the first day and hope the spirit will last through the semester, and get along very well with friends and stuff, off to a "Happy Schooling" kinda mood.

The First Day of Schooling that I actually underwent ---> Woke up with a pair of really-bloody eyes with blood vessels all over, freaking empty stomach (nasi lemak was not enough, I think that beer last night did some kinda chemical reaction inside my stomach to make me feel hungrier), tired face, and most critical-state of all, sleepy mood.

Actually got through the first class without realizing what had the lecturer crapped in front (who the hell is she anyway?), then I asked HT "What class is this?". Aha, Probability and Statistic or whatsoever crap. I only knew that I could sleep to no tomorrow.

Okay enough with the short talk (I mean "long", sorry), the main point here is... I chickened out again.

...

Yes! The oh-so-wonderful-first-day-of-school or whatever you call it, I chickened out! I mean I skipped the next class and played a truant the whole day! No I mean, I freaked out!

Yes, I freaked out, that's the most suitable answer. Or I mean I chickened out, whatever. I don't think I would be crapping much on this here but... I actually went through a few referrence justnow and got to learn about this sickness called "Social Anxiety Disorder" or "Social Phobia".

Yes, I'm not kidding either. Apart from that ~~hardware~~ heartware failure that I have, I also have a mild degree of (mild?) social phobia. To put it simple as to say, I got easily freaked out in crowds of strangers.

Funny? Laugh all you want. Yes I will turn 20 this year and should be already old enough to be recognized as an "adult", but so what? I've still got this bloody annoying chicken-ass attitude of mine and it is the truth. Maybe when you were with me you didn't notice this at all cause I always get along well with people I know (friends as to say) but if you sense something suddenly goes so wrong on me (like I suddenly got freaking quiet like someone has muted me though like anyone could do this to me in another thousand centuries, or started to feel bloody uneasy and keeps my head down and casts my vision to anywhere but the floor), it was probably the tension/uneasiness kicked into the play. (this applies to strangers too though, not only crowds of them but one of them is enough to K.O. me)

So what does this Social Phobia of mine gotta do with my second class today? Well, when I opened the door and peeked through it I got stunned and suddenly freaked out by the large crowd in a small class of it. I don't know why but it seems that just like my insomnia, this phobia of mine butt in at the wrong time, at the wrong place, and the wrong occasion (that was my first Pengajian Malaysia class mind you).

"Let's get the hell outta here." is the only thing I had in mind.

Since HT did not want to attend the class anyway (he referred to PM class as "zero production" and a waste of time, how a businessman you've grown into), I played along.
"Let's go." I said.
Well the moment there it was obvious that HT was bloody surprised of what I said (I don't usually do this, and so he thinks). "What are you waiting for!?"...

I don't know, I just wanna get out of this hell of shit, before my heart collapses and die on the spot.

And so, thus went my first day of Second Semester, and I blewed it, right at the bulleyes, I blewed it freaking nicely. Heck with what I promised my parents about "off to another good start this sem, I'll do better", promises are just so fragile don't you think?

I'm so tired and sleepy.

So what do you think after all of my "abnormal heartbeat, excessive yet predictable insomnia, social phobia" thingies? Don't you start to get the feeling that I'm a bloody odd/strange/w****/scary person to be with? You should be feared of me by now, if you hadn't, you should so be.

The Tiger got me

2008-01-09T14:45:00.000+08:00

Frankly, I'm kinda regret that I've taken that invitation to attend that talk and gulped down that glass of beer in the dance club last night. No I ain't blaming anyone of you, it was me who decided to tag along. No I ain't complaining anything regarding the talk either as I could get the chance to get a glimpse of some s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y kickass public speaking/presentation skills. No I ain't complaining about the beer since I wanted to try one anyway (but it tastes surprisingly-tasteless, "Tiger" was it?). I am glad that you called me out really, for that I felt that I still have friends, actually.

And for Gerard's sake do you know that I couldn't sleep after the whole tiring trip? I was thinking that I could actually get a bloody good night sleep after that glass of beer but I was wrong, hell wrong indeed. To motherfcuker nature, my insomnia knocked in at the wrong time, the wrong place, wrong occasion and bloody wrong mood, I was damn awake like never before. Heck the beer didn't work at all! Liars =_= (to myself)

"Dude, there's a class tomorrow morning. And it's the first day of your school you bastard. Don't you get any funny idea now, AND JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!!". It kept playing in my head, again and again. Seriously, I actually understand why it turned out that way.

I have had a ~~wicked~~ weak heart since who-knows-when (I'm serious here), my heart got easily excited and pumped even when a MSN message popped up, someone signed in (this does not apply to everybody please), my phone rang or sms is received, sporting, during extremely hot weather, eating hot and spicy food and so on. You get it, I think a heart-failure is slowly developing within me, and I might die of heart attack in the very near future.

I am not fcuking kidding.

So like, when it occurs, it takes a long time to calm/cool myself down. I'd had to stop thinking about it in order to regain my normal heartbeat rate and it usually takes 5 to 10 minutes.
And so EVERYTIME I was gonna start my schooling days again, I got excited the night before (hell knows whatever reason) and usually couldn't get a good sleep that night. And so I say, my sickness (if it is one) kicked in last night as expected, but lasted beyond my expectation. For a moment there I was rolling on the bed with my bloody eyes closed for five hours.

Yes! A freaking five-hours! I blamed Tiger for it. I blamed myself for it. I blamed everyone and every single living being on Gerard's Earth for it.

--break--

They ain't no Superman's, but they can do anything

2008-01-06T19:11:00.000+08:00

Had a short chat during dinner not long ago. We talked about the major election coming and one more thing, thievery.

If you hadn't knew, my dad works as a air-cond technician. He told me that days ago he went to a kindergarten at XXX to fix something, and it somehow "fascinated" me because that kindergarten has lost two of its compressors (outdoor units of the air-cond system), for the second time. And it even "amazed" me when it was revealed that this has been happening at that area for a long time now and many houses have lost their compressors too.

I said, "Lock it, in a cage if necessary."

My grandpa said, "It's useless, if the thieves want to steal something, they will get it somehow. Lock it? They would just saw it then."

I thought what my grandpa said was correct, bloody correct indeed!

Then my dad said, "Remember that renown car that rolled out years ago? Which they'd integrate the whatever fingerprint scanner in it? So that the only person who can unlock the car is the owner itself? You know what happened then?"

?

Me, "What? They cut the owners' fingers?"

Dad, "Duh."

!

(So they would just dig your eyes out when they rolled out another new model which uses retinal scanner?)

Zzz

"Then the manufacturing of that car discontinued, and it happened not long after it was launched, thieves these days..."

Mum, "Yea, and be careful with ATM cards too..."

Me, "What? Don't they have a standard limit to how much you could withdraw in a single day? And I thought the users can set it?"

Dad, "What? You kidding? In A DAY? How about this, how about they lock you up for days, then withdraw day by day?"

...

Seriously...

Me, "So how about the compressors? Any counter-measure?"

Dad, "What? What can you do besides letting them have it? Remember what I said justnow?They will always get what they want."

...

So like, if you want to keep your cars or compressors or ATM cards away from thieves, I'd say

Unless those thieves can get their hands on nuclear, I bet you could keep them safe under my care.

zLz's Whispering Vol. I

2008-01-05T18:59:00.000+08:00

If you were to ask me whether it is common that all traffic polices are with big bellies. I'd say

None of the traffic police, I mean NONE ––– is without big belly.

Follow me?

I'm doomed

2008-01-05T16:13:00.000+08:00

This is utter nonsense! Change class!!!!??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Health Minister at his best

2008-01-05T11:52:00.000+08:00

It's on the news, it's on the radio, it's on TV, it plagues everyone's mind (especially Chinese); I know I know, our ~~Health~~ Hell Minister might just wanted to show us how "healthy" he is, but... through that?

Alright if you were to ask my opinion on this whole affair I'd say "Even the movie star itself has got nothing much to comment on the tape distributed and resigned without even cared to crap much about it, what am I to comment anything on it?".
But I'm gonna say this, "Politicians are the political tools themselves, they simply utilize each other, so who's the real winner in the end?" --- ME. (BLUEK~)

Oh come on the whole thing itself is a joke! What more can we say? Come on laugh all you can! It's just another bloody lame joke by Malaysians. Laugh while you can, cause another big fat lame joke is approaching - The ~~Erection~~ Election.

Somehow... When I read about this news and saw Datuk Chua's face, it reminds me of this movie...

And SOMEHOW in my dirty mind I started to think the other way

Paint'ing is really a paint in the arse (fonts are still okay, but Chua's head... -.-"), I shall start learning Photoshop.

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. I - Let's do it with a bang

2008-01-02T22:19:00.000+08:00

A new year, a new style in blogging. Let's do this with a BANG, an official first post of mine in the year of 2008. But before this...

You are abso-freaking-lutely warned before you continue:
The following entry does not contain explicit descriptions of or advocate one or more of the following: adultery, murder, morbid violence, bad grammar, deviant sexual conduct in violent contexts, or the consumption of alcohol and illegal drugs. SOMEHOW, IF YOU GET EASILY GROSSED OUT BY SHYT, I MEAN, REAL SHIT, ETC., YOU MAY NOT WANT TO CONTINUE. The following should be considered "grotie to the max!" -- extremely gross, even by my standards.

Make sure your mummy and daddy are not nearby.

Ready? Okay...

No, no! Calm yourself and drink a cup of water before you freak out (if you could drink it). Please at least listen to me.

I took this photo someday when I was at work. Yes, I snapped a shot of our clean (I'm serious, they were really clean) toilet. I was the same as you, shocked when I first entered the toilet. I saw these... Erm... Don't-know-what-should-I-call-them stuff in the bowl. Now here's my question...

What do you think they are/it is?

Answer will be revealed.

Looking forth

2008-01-01T00:08:00.000+08:00

Okay, I heard the bang. Sometimes I wonder, what are fireworks for? Besides the fact (that everybody thinks) that it's pretty to look at, I still think it's just like shooting cash into the sky (yes it's bloody expensive mind you).

Okay, in the coming 2008, I wish to

1) Get a good examination result, at least better than 2007's, if not 3.9.

2) Break Minesweeper's Best Time record and hopefully will be able to enter the world chart.

3) Stop playing DotA forever (yes it's bloody boring, but why am I keep playing it)

4) Finished all the anime on hands and reorganize my laptop (it's messy and full of files here and there).

5) Hopefully I will continue my Shackiepedia project (I've not forgotten) and able to finish it this year.

6) Blog more often.

7) Have infinite pool of ideas to blog about.

8) Be more evil.

9) Be richer.

10) Get more friends.

11) More outings.

12) Really get to learn guitar.

13) Really get to learn Japanese.

14) Continue to try all sorts of nice food.

15) And of course, live happily throughout the year.

Hi, 2008.

(SOMEHOW, I felt like as if this first post of mine for 2008 is super lame -.-"")

Looking back

2007-12-31T22:01:00.000+08:00

About 2 hours into the year 2008, while everyone (mostly) was practically out for the rest of the day and most probably gonna breathe their last breaths of the year 2007 somewhere out there, perhaps at the city square or anywhere where thousands and thousands of people gonna squeeze themselves into sardine for the sake of cow-down and oops I mean countdown; while me myself as you can see is still stuck in the house alone. Yes, alone. Sometimes, it's nice to be alone.

Well not that I'm an absolute misanthrope but it's just that I've never been good with crowds (and never been good with those sardine-squeezing events), especially strangers. I did receive invitation to party but I scratched it, just didn't feel like it at all. Just a few moments ago I was still in that middle of a mini party organized by my parents' friends and whatever, I walked home alone right after I have finished my meal. Perhaps my mum was right, I need to behave better than this. It's like, even those "seniors" have had to greet me first before I would greet them (it's a well-known tradition in Chinese community that youngsters should greet their seniors first). Yes, everyone started to label me as an "odd" appearance and some sort of Ah Beng or gangster with no sense of politeness at all, and yes I know that, and why should I even care? (My mum and dad scolded, she said "no, you must care!" - bla)

Oh heck it's New Year! Why am I here keep blabbering about how I behaved. I shall start doing what I'm here for.

Let's conclude my days before this, let's see... (not in chronological order)

1) As mentioned, my evilness and stubbornness have definitely worsen throughout the years.

2) I have broken my record for ice-cream consumption this year.

3) I have broken my record for Fastest Mine Sweepers and obtained best time so far and 111 seconds in Expert mode concluded my minesweeping career for the year 2007.

4) I think I've lost a few friends this year.

5) And I gained a few new friends this year.

6) I fell in love for the first time. (alright I know it's super unusual and unlikely to link that word with me)

7) And of course, fell into hell right after that, as expected.

8) I fell from a 7 feet-high staircase and hit jackpot on my back waist, for the bloody first time, and it's a painful first time (no dirty thoughts)

9) Fell sick for several months, definitely a broken record.

10) I have achieved zero-hostility this year, definitely a thing to be proud of.

11) Went to a concert for the first time.

12) Finally understand what's a God like.

13) Went to a Comic Fiesta and see cosplay for the first time.

14) Increased my hatred towards cigarettes and smokers.

15) Contrastively, increased my interest in alcohol. (okay I know drinking is never a good thing to do, and don't you worry, I still have not touched any beer so far :))

16) Committed the most serious crime in my life so far, that having downloaded SO MANY songs.

17) Got the worst examination result in my life.

18) Watched the most anime.

19) Got my very first laptop/computer, and I had to pay for it myself =_=.

20) Got my very first handphone which is paid by my parents.

21) Celebrated my birthday for the first time and got my very first birthday present (tangible) from friends in my life, I'm serious.

22) Regained contact with an old friend/kiddo-enemy, but lost contact after a few days. Definitely the first of its kind in my life.

23) Skipped classes and circled around Subang Jaya looking for nice wheels, and seen that much of nice cars for the first time in my life.

24) Decided to stop eating ice-cream, chocolate, fried food, and spicy food for the first time.

25) And doubt I'll keep that habit in the following year, for the first time.

26) Did lots of silly things which I would not tell, for the first time.

27) Knowing Kenny Sia the ultimate blogger, for the first time (yes I know I'm snail'ly-turtle'ly-slowpoke'ly slow, oh come on...)

28) Having blogging for nine months (and understand what blogging's like for the first time), and achieved 3k+ hits, you guys serious? O.O

29) Played the least games.

30) Spoiled my very first MP3 player's earphone for the first time.

31) Casted my interest in English songs for the very first time in my life, thanks to Avril Lavigne.

32) Lost my interest in Chinese songs for the very first time, thanks to nobody.

33) Casted my interest in Metal and Punk Rock. And special thanks to Ellegarden.

34) Casted my interest in learning guitar, thanks to The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Aya Hirano. (Alright I know this is stupid)

35) Officially worked part-time as permitted by parents for the first time (I did that secretly before this).

36) Opened personal bank account for the first time, and who knows why I need two.

37) Changed my 4-years-old spectacles.

38) Never felt lonelier than this year.

39) Ends my blogging in 2007 with 92 glorious entries in total.

Well, guess I'll be spending my New Year eve with my bed. For those of you who enjoyed your cow-down, and also those of you who couldn't spend this special moment with anyone at all just like me, Happy New Year. Let us embrace everything new in the coming year, and let us continue our suffer together. :)

Life's what living for, who knows what could happen, do what you do, just keep on laughing. One thing's true, there's always brand new day. Adios.

Mankind's Most Useless Creation

2007-12-28T12:13:00.000+08:00

C.I.G.A.R.E.T.T.E.S

Don't you think so?

Yeah, don't you think so?

Mother(eff'fing) Nature's Most Useless Creation (sorry)

2007-12-28T12:11:00.000+08:00

D.U.S.T.

Don't you think so?

Yeah don't you think so?

You still reading my blog?? (Big eyes rolling, I mean as big as those alien eyes you've seen in Mars Attacks)

2007-12-28T12:09:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not updating my blog frequently, I have not been able to get Internet connection for many weeks now. I'll try whenever possible. But don't expect cool pictures as requested by some (yeah you two), no, not at least for now. I am rushing to blog here (I'm at UTAR) so don't expect me to come out with any nice thing to laugh at or cool pictures to see.

And sorry again.

How can you not love Malaysia?

2007-12-28T11:27:00.000+08:00

On this extremely sleepy morning (woke up at 6, I had to), my dad threw me the paper and said "Oh, B. B. was killed. At last, they got her." NOTE: Hereby me and my father hold no grudge against any particular political party in that country at all, Pakistan, if you hadn't knew.

"Okay now tell me, who the heck is this 'Baby'?" (I thought).

"Who is she anyway???"
"She's one of the most influential party leaders in Pakistan. Her husband was assassinated years ago and she was repelled out of the country since then. She made a come-back not long ago and a suicide attack was launched too but she left unharmed. And now, they finally got her."

(Like I care. No I didn't show any disrespect both to my dad and the dead itself, I mean, as you all know I have not touched politics for long. Yes, for long.)

As usual, my discussion with dad wouldn't lead us any farther than those few simple sentences. Captivated by the news and the casualties themselves (don't tell me "20" is not much, casualty can NEVER be too few), I started to think...

We've got corruption.
We've got mild racism. (solely personal opinion, no offense please)
We've got government inefficiency. (see the sentence above)
We've got mild demonstration just not long ago, call it a mild case of riot if you would.
We've got people who was willing to spend several millions to send a coconut (oh, what do you call our "head" in Malay again?) into the space when the people weren't even readied to solve alarming issues such as poverty and flood. (see that word in my heart, did you see that "F" arising?)

No, I'm not pointing the finger to anybody. It's just that, I'm actually glad.

I'm glad, for that we do not have any civil war (I doubt this will last long, please, no more eff-fing useless demonstration please! Those guys won't hear you damn it!) or hostility with any country at all.

I'm serious, I'm really glad. To think that we are indirectly allowing corruption to root in the very foundation of our ruling of the people; to think that only 2 out of 10 Malaysians out there who dare (or "care") to dig out that old 513 thingy and started talking his grandmother story to how certain race was treated MANY years ago; to think that we've got a government, which can't actually be labelled as "not doing anything at all", just that "they will start working after 1,000 complains have been made", pardon me I mean 100,000; to think that those police forces of us would have to play water-shooting once in a while to psyche themselves up (and perhaps the Malays and Indians too); to think that we can finally shoot our flag up high into the sky, and finally proudly declared "we've finally leaped into a new era", just to "show that we are capable of doing this" to other countries or in fact "we are rich enough to do this, you cared?" I-don't-eff'fing-know. To think all of that, though most of us (or perhaps only me) might have discontent regarding every single little "effort" that our government trying to strive, at least no casualty was caused.

Yeah, no casualty was caused. I like that.

Yeah I mean, I can stand Malaysia, for now, more than Pakistan, more than China, more than Korea, don't you think?

Yeah, don't you think?

"You are what you eat" (What does it gonna do with my entry here? =.=)

2007-12-20T19:49:00.000+08:00

Let me hereby strictly emphasize on the fact that I am NOT a good ol' little obedient cute cute pink colour Hello Kitty kinda guy(kid) that every family loves to have before I continue. I am in fact, an awfully hopeless big-time sucker, who practically never gives a damn about what's gonna happen to his family as long as he is well being so long as God (in this case, I'm referring to Gerard) has not landed his fist-of-fury onto this mutha-eff'er for every single sinful deed of his. I had but not once scolded my mum, I had once "pretended" to hit my grandma, I had but not once scolded my grandma, I had but not once ignored the many advises from my family, I had but not once ran away from home, I had but not once the feeling of having to annihilate the whole of my family members (now now now don't go staring at me with that look of yours, it was a process of growing up am I right?). All in all I still want to emphasize on this, I am NOT an obedient friendly neighbourhood child of yours, alright?

No, I'm NOT an angel trapped inside the body of a devil, I'm too evil for that. (Sorry Kenny Sia)

Yes, indeed I am a devil trapped inside the body of a devil, perhaps more than that. (Sorry again)

Okay, let me get straight to the point. I just had a dinner together with my family. And yes, a homemade dinner, by my dad.

What? Isn't that more than enough to convince you that I'm glad and in fact happy about it? The fact is, I've never been able to eat together with my family for months now (HOMEMADE I mean). If any of you staying outside such as renting a house or hostel you would understand my feeling. The troublesome and tiresome of having constantly Ta Pau'ing outside is simply, awful. Despite the fact that you have had to wait for up to an hour and STILL get shytty food, or risking to upset your stomach with all those dirty and unhealthy treats out there (you never know what you could find in your meals, cockroaches, flies, oh, and tons of Aji-no-Motto, if I ever give a shyt about its spelling), of many issues. There was once, that this stupid shyt got me, which ultimately led to a melancholy (I'm serious) of mine that I avoided to eat outside, even though nobody cooks at home. So? I ended up starving myself for a whole darn week.

No not that I'm that sensitive or paranoid towards outside food, it's just that I'm lazy (aha there you go you lame bastard) to go around and Ta Pau all that nonsense. But after having to live under such condition, I've suddenly came to realize that how important are my parents to me.

...

Yes, you got me right. And that came out from a badass sucker, me.

...

No, you got me wrong. Let me rephrase, I mean I came to realize that how important are my parents to me, as COOK.

...
...

Damn Shack, you bastard.

Yes, scold all you want.

I love you dad, for your dishes tonight. Although I know I will have to go Ta Pau'ing all my way to end this ~~peaceful~~ pissful holiday of mine starting from tomorrow onwards, again.

Be glad and eat while/what you can and don't go all way complaining about your parents' cooking before you forget what I said here, and what I'm undergoing.

P/S: Bro Yang Guo, sorry la for the Comic Fiesta thingy. I'll see which day I suddenly have the mood and dig it out and talk about it again XD And congratz that you have finally joined this insane bunch of bloggers, welcome to blogosphere my friend~

Darn I just couldn't stop myself from doing this, I stress again, I am NOT a good good good X1000000 son, I'm just another sicko that you can find out there.

ArseKicking Speed

2007-12-17T09:19:00.001+08:00

As usual, the second thing I do after I turned on the computer and online in the office (what's the first thing? take a hard wild guess), is to turn on eMule and continue with my wild downloads. Today, I was well fascinated by the download speed, it's SERIOUSLY the fastest I've seen in my life. I sensed a bit of luck today.

But then, it's Ayumi Hamasaki lar my friend, of course it's unusually faster than any other downloads la.

"Ah haha"

2007-12-15T09:34:00.000+08:00

Both of them gonna be out for two days, alone at home. Anyone wants to 收留 me? (T_T)

Speaking of my parents, they just asked for my result days ago (though I am already acknowledged of that for a long time, I didn't tell them, DUH). Well, what did I do? I just...

Mom: Hey, what makes them take so long to mark your paper? When is your result coming out?

zLz: Oh, it's already out.

Mom: What!? When?

zLz: Erm... Well... A long time ago, I guess.

Mom: Why didn't tell me? How was it?

zLz: Ah, hahahahahaha (laugh my way to my room) <<<---- -_="""

Mom: How was it?

zLz: Ah haha... Bad.

Mom: What!? What happened!? How bad!?

zLz: Ah haha, almost failed.

Mom: What is wrong with you this sem!?

zLz: Ah haha.

Mom: Did something bother you this sem?

zLz: Ah haha.

Mom: ... (went out)

Well, I can almost see that disappointment blink in my mum's eyes. Hah, what to do, I got the worst result in my whole life (YES). Come to think of it, she asked "did something bother you this sem?". You bet, yes! And HELL YES! Not only one, but many things bothered me!

Dad: (In the car) How was your result?

zLz: (like you hadn't know Zzz) Oh, bad. Ah haha...

Dad: What happened to your usual results?

zLz: Ah haha.

Dad: ...

zLz: ...

Yes, that's the kinda conversation I ever had with my dad since birth (typical father-to-son conversation I guess).

Seriously...

Hopeless.

"I'm not fcuking okay" (yes I'm not)

2007-12-13T11:09:00.000+08:00

I'm okay
I'm okay!
I'm okay now
(I'm okay now)

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust Me)

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-fcuking-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)

Do you think I'm okay? I think I went nuts. XD

You're just a sad song, with nothing to say.

2007-12-12T23:42:00.000+08:00

She said "they wouldn't listen anyway, and they are not worthed it".

I started to think...

Aha, it WAS really me anyway. I was right, if anything is to happen, I must be the one. Hah, though I didn't expect she'd perceive me that way, that "I wouldn't listen". Yeah of course I have been all hotheaded but then, I couldn't accept the fact that I'm being accused as "won't listen anyway". But maybe she was right.

And again, she still clings hard into believing that she is the only one on this Earth that is being put into despair. She still thinks that if anyone on this Earth is to be put into the deepest of the deepest in the hell of sorrow, she's the one, and the only one. Well if she thinks that I've been living my life very happily, let it be.

Humans need time, whether you or me, we all need time. I needed, and I have had enough. And I think you still need more. You're the one that is still dreaming.

I mean, WHATEVER! I'm so eff-fing couldn't care less! (But why am I writing this?)

Damn, I need more MCR, more emo, put me to sleep please.

And whether you are reading this, I don't give a eff-fing shyt! Live your life your own way damn it, think for yourself, not for others. And because of all this shyt my relationship with someone else is greatly impaired, though he didn't say it was because of this but I know it. Am I blaming you? NO.

World of Tender eFf-me-please

2007-12-12T13:43:00.000+08:00

Just not long ago my boss walked towards me, and said to me "Our tender price for the Project XXX is a million more expensive than other bidders."

...

A "tender price" is a price that a particular company used to bid for a particular project offered by a particular contractor (I think so). And so one of my jobs in this company is to calculate the tender price that we should bid in order to "win" that project over (hence, we must attract people with a cheaper price, but not as cheap as to the extent of making a loss). My last tender calculated took me weeks, the longest I've done. Cause it was a eff-fing HUGEASS church, no kidding. Have you seen a church with 6 floors? Not enough? How about 6 floors AND 3 holy eff-fing basements?

If someone told you that the tender price that they calculated are accurate, they are probably lying. NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE on this Earth can do it without a single mistake AT ALL. Especially with this kinda ass kicking huge church, it leaves me no ground to be "perfect" at all.

Guess what's the price that I calculated for this *holy* church? A freaking RM 15,000,000.00 damn it! Our price is a million more than others, that's only accounted to 6.6 percent! I mean, unless other bidders don't need to earn profit at all, but what the heck is wrong with this!? @.@ Okay, the main point here is, I'm starting to doubt whether I did something wrong somewhere. As you all know, you get more mistakes with more work. (Though my superior kinda "consoled" me that it wasn't my fault, that it IS that way, that... bla. But still...)

AHA, think twice, no, you should think three times before you decided to employ me in your future firm.

I'm dead...

You silly boys

2007-12-12T11:36:00.000+08:00

I'm now crunching a nice anime, School Rumble. And I'm somewhat... captivated by its ending song, Onna no Ko Otoko no Ko by Yuko Ogura. It's actually an easy listening song and really fun to dance along but then... its lyrics... Yes, made me feel silly =.=

Seriously...

...

Boys are always chasing after girls
All day long, always thinking about girls
But even so, boys are still so silly
See? They don't understand at all about how a girl feels
Ah! You really are hopeless, you silly guy.
Do you want me to tell you, you silly guy?
That's right! The most important thing in this world
I think it's the timing afterall, isn't it? Or is it so?
And why do girls also fall in love with boys.
All night long, not being able to sleep, captivated by boys.
But boys are always silly aren't they?
They still don't undestand a girl's heart at all.

Hey there, you silly silly guy.
Shall I reveal it to you, you silly guy?
That's right! The most important thing in this world
The thing you absolutely cannot take for granted
I think it's the timing afterall isn't it?
That's right!
When you say "I love you" or when you're on a date, or no matter what you're doing
Ooh, when you're kissing too, when you say good bye too, no matter when it is
That's right! The most important thing in this world is...
I think it's timing isn't it? Isn't it?
Hello!
That's right!
When you say "I love you" or when you're on a date, or no matter what you're doing
Ooh, when you're kissing too, when you say good bye too, no matter when it is
That's right! The most important thing in this world is...
I think it's timing isn't it? Isn't it?
Don't you think?

Lalala~

...

Alright tuan-tuan sekalian, you silly bunch, start working already!

(But then it's so true.)

More exclusive footage

2007-12-11T23:06:00.000+08:00

Sorry I still couldn't get enough of MCR...

(Back to America)

Mr. President: It's been a long time boys, so how was the tour?

Gerard: Overall okay, The people were crazed about us back then. It was really a big fuss.

Mikey: It's not okay at all! And there’s these terrors and its like... it feels like if somebody was gripping my... and these terrors... and it feels like... and it feels like if somebody was gripping my throat, tremors? They're not tremors they're worse than tremors... they're... they're these terrors... They're not tremors they're worse than tremors... they're... they're these terrors... and it feels like if somebody was gripping my throat and squeezing... and... and it feel like if somebody was gripping...

Gerard: Enough Mikey, just sleep.

Mikey: Haiz...

Mr. President: What is it? What is wrong with him?

Gerard: Oh, it's just that... That Black Parade Tour at Malaysia was an awful one... Not only I caught a sore throat after dining in their local restaurant, but my brother also caught some kinda trauma there... Because of some lame instructions by the organizer.

Mr. President: Huh?

Gerard: We were not allow to fcuk. I mean, we must not fcuk in Malaysia, they wouldn't like it. We were only allowed to eff.

Mr. President: Hah, that's horrible.

Gerard: And one thing, after this concert I have also learnt that Malaysian are not used to Encore. It's really strange that there was no encore unlike in other countries back then. I'm kinda pissed, frankly.

Mikey: No bro, there was one.

Gerard: Huh?

Mikey: Yeah, there was this wicked soul, shouting alone at the Blue Zone. I don't know about you guys, but I heard it. I'm not sure who he was but there was this "zLz" thingy imprinted on his forehead. But after he shouted for a while, he was not amused by the fact that he was the only one asking for encore, and he shut up afterwards, looking extremely embarrassingly.

Gerard: I see... But back then I only heard some noobs shouting "We want more!". Oh well, I'm just so not use to this Malaysian culture thingy.

(End)

Okay, that particular "Encore" part is true, I really did that I tell you =.= And what the eff is with Malaysian? Did they all go through concerts without encoring at all? It wouldn't hurt to put your eff-fing expensive tickets to a little more than it's worthed you know. HAIH...

Note: That Mikey's reply was extracted from the song Sleep, which Gerard wrote for his dear brother who couldn't sleep at nights due to the pressure in producing the album The Black Parade.

Extreme long coverage of MCR Black Parade Tour Stadium Merdeka including exclusive footage here at zLz's Crapping Space

2007-12-10T17:00:00.000+08:00

Nasi lemak, gigantic speakers, crowds, sweat, rain, among all the things you'd expect from a concert, at least this is how it was like at My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade Tour 2007 at Malaysia, if not all. Right even before the night of the real thing comes up, my little weak (wicked) heart couldn't contain them all - the excitement of hanging out with my dear friends, the excitement of meeting MCR, the excitement of jumping around (it has been a while since I jumped around like nuts, in public) and the excitement of ~~singing~~ screaming along "MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL!" with MCR and all the lovely fans of them.

Okay, enough with the bullshyt of how I felt, maybe I should elaborate more on the concert itself. We went to Stadium Merdeka on foot right from Sungei Wang, and it is located near my secondary school, MBSSKL. Oh well, since walking for a long distance is no new thing to us MBS'ians (I mean, you guys used to walk from school all the way to Sungei Wang, Low Yatt, Times Square and who-knows-whereelse to do stuff I-don't-know everyday right?), so it was an easy task all right especially with the cloudy day and crappings with two malatlou's. But due to some unwanted circumstances (ahem, someone spent a-quarter-of-my-lifetime to finish just one simple plate of chicken chest at KFC, despite dubbing himself a proud member of the Chest Club in TARC. Oh, did you say "helper"?), we were late. Yes! Late for a holy-mother-eff-fing-band's concert!

But as we all know, when we say the concert starts at 6:30 p.m., it actually means 7:30 or even 8:00 p.m. in Malaysian context (at least I thought so). So actually it was no big deal at all, we could even spent some time browsing through those self-proclaimed MCR merchandise those Malays selling along the road, and got ourselves a T-shirt each (heck, I got myself a pretty cool one, at least I think so). There were people selling food, refreshments, shirts, posters, car stickers, and even some I-don't-know-what-you-call-but-they-are-to-be-hung-on-your
-neck kinda tags with cool MCR group photo in them. Oh, and there were people promoting Celcom X-Pax too, too bad I was there solely for the concert, not to X.

Being the first time attending such event, not to mention the first time in such a freaking awesome band's concert, but also the first time squeezing along with several thousands of people. I mean, TEN THOUSANDS of people. Though I have been to similar events too but those were not as *doot* (I don't know what word to use here) as this one. One of the things that we could noticed about this concert was most of the audience wore black T, and some even changed with the shirts they bought on the spot (semangat gila). Among the thousands there was this young fellow, who ignored the coolness of wearing black shirts as to cope with the tour's theme, wore a freaking uncool Kemeja T PUTIH dengan buttons dengan blue stripes dengan dengan... ugh @.@ I mean, whatever, you rocks, B. Okay la I know I didn't wear black shirt also but at least I wore a deep brown alright, I don't have black lar. Oh, and I really agreed with Yang Guo that, most of the fans here are Malays. I seriously wonder why.

You never see Leng Chai. THIS, is a leng chai, and lived his whole yesterday the most leng chai in his life. Introducing, the *infamous* Mr. Yang Guo!

To the concert itself. As I've never really been to such big event (concert) at all, I actually did not expect we were to stand in the middle of the field (okay Yang Guo I am NOT blaming you alright). Generally, there were four zones in total, namely the Red Zone (free standing), Yellow Zone (free standing), Blue Zone (free standing), and Green Zone (free seating). We bought the tickets for Blue Zone, though I hate to admit it, but yes it was the second farthest from the stage itself, second farthest from that godlike MCR bunch damn it! Basically, you just squeeze all you can to the frontest area (though we never did that, no I wouldn't risk my tiny body doing so).

After warming up by two awesome local bands (yes, they were awesome, though I used to think local bands are awful, pardon the pun), namely One Buck Short (you need my help?) and Pop Shuvit, MCR finally came out after a freaking long wait, but the wait was worth it. Greeted with a "F.U.C.K." (I'm serious) by Gerard, the real deal kicked off. Bob (the drummer) couldn't attend the concert for whatever reason, and the drummer role was took over by a guy I-forgot-what-name from a band named Thursday. Oh well, it doesn't matter much who they use for drummer so as long as Ray Toro is in for the guitar (hehe, sorry, all drummers sounded the same to me, as long as they are pro and know how to play, they sounded the same to me - they all sounded awesome).

As for the highlights of the night, it was no surprise that the fans got high when MCR performed the songs Mama, I Don't Love You, Helena, Welcome to The Black Parade, Teenagers (a HUGE KICKASS publicity of this song in Malaysia, so if you're a MCR fan and don't know this song at all, you know what to do), This Is How I Disappear, Cancer, Dead!, and Famous Last Words, among all. The feeling of having ten thousands people singing together and waving or jumping along was... you'll have to try it yourself. Still couldn't get enough with that "I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone"~ WOO!

A few interesting reality check on the concert was - I was surprised that they actually prepared "portable toilets" in the field, aiya I forgot to snap a photo of it. And I think that Gerard sure has eaten some Nasi Lemak before the concert because he sounded exactly like zLz was forced to some shyt of karaoke and got stuck the mic into his mouth and was threaten to sing 夜来香 in super high pitch, except that he did a tad better than zLz. (XD, kidding la, live performance ma, sure the quality will be lower. But he really sounded like he had a sore throat or what, cause the earlier songs all "zhou ying"). And it seemed like the concert itself was actually blessed (or MCR is actually blessed by vampires? -.- since they worshipped them so much), cause it has been drizzling all night but it didn't get heavy. And thanks to that drizzling I am still alive here writing this and did not die from suffocation. And one thing, I love their gigantic speakers! And I would like one in my house too, though I doubt whether it will blast the whole block down...

...

And now the exclusive coverage of MCR in zLz's Crapping Space, bear in mind that you get to read it here first.

Mr. Ethic, the organizer of the concert: Greetings boys, I am really really glad that you guys have decided to hold a concert here in Malaysia, welcome to MY. And thanks a lot for coming, I'm sure the fans here will be pleased by your band's rocking performance tonight.

Gerard, representing the band: How ya' doing, there's no need to thank us. We are here to bring some fcuking action! And I ensure you tonight would be a fcuking awesome night and the fans would be fcuking high!

Mr. Ethic: Ho...ho...ho hold on! There are several things I would like you to take note of regarding the concert itself.

Gerard: Yeay!? I'm paying attention, chill.

Mr. Ethic: We are really glad that you came but you see this is THE Malaysia and... we Malaysian here are of civilized and pretty much well-educated kind of bunch (I am the typical example uhuh), so... If you would, I'd like to ask you to cut down the use of you-know-what-that-word-is during the concert, and if possible, do not use it at all. My PM would not be happy if he hears that a lot you know, haha.

Gerard: FCUK?

Mr. Ethic: Haha... (embarassingly)

Gerard: You serious? So it's to say, it would be really okay if I don't use that word at all, am I right? Are you really sure it's alright with that?

Mr. Ethic: Yes, as long as you don't use that word itself.

Gerard: Alright, deal. Chill.

Mr. Ethic: AHA!! Thanks a lot! You are of big help! I love you MCR.

Gerard: Sure.

Gerard: ...

(During the concert)

Gerard: How ya' all doing Malaysian!? Kuala Lumpur how are you!?

Gerard: Let's get this started! F!U!C!K!!!

Mr. Ethic, watching from distance: !!! *pfff*

Gerard: (I was banned from using that word, I must control myself, I mustn't use it at all) You see, I'm really glad that I have been part of this eff-fing band, and you guys are eff-fing awesome, you know that!?

Mr. Ethic: *faints*

--The End--

I'm not sure whether those songs containing the bad words are sang properly since I couldn't hear a thing they sing at all in such situation (who can?). I only know that I have learnt a new word mama, that was a EFF-FING awesome night!

If I may, I want to tell MCR that...

FCUK YOU MCR

You guys rocked one day of my life. And I would like to give a zillion credits to Mr. Yang Guo, for treating me to such an awesome concert! THANKS DUDE.

Ada discount...

You never knew god, THIS, is a God.

I got myself a poster, everybody gets one.

揸到

2007-12-07T09:09:00.000+08:00

伤天害礼的事, 恕我做不出.

Though I won't deny that I'm definitely evil MUAHAHAHAHA...

Talk la dai lou!

2007-12-06T10:59:00.000+08:00

On this fine morning at work, an unexpected message popped up:

xxx@hotmail.com says:
helloz

zLz ™ says:
yo

zLz ™ says:
ssup

xxx@hotmail.com says:
nth much le...

xxx@hotmail.com says:
how're u?

xxx@hotmail.com says:
i'm chilling lo...

zLz ™ says:
hah

zLz ™ says:
so so

...

What? Tarak lagi la. Yes, that's all. And then, 24 hours of silence.

I mean, woi, you took the first move, you do the talking le dai lou >.<
Have you guys encountered such awkward situation before? No, though I am a talkative fellow but I usually don't take the first move (I mean, our mums always tell us not to talk to strangers right?), unless there are people which I'd be really glad and love to talk to I will *occasionally* blast out a few Hi's and Yo's, but this doesn't happen all the time.

So,I wanted to take this opportunity to actually apologize to anyone that I actually "indirectly" hurt you (that you thought I'd forget about you, that I'd ignore your existence, that whatever) by not talking to you for a long time even though I see you guys online everyday. No not that I'm arrogant or what, no not that I'm acting cool or what. The main reasons should be sometimes I'm too pissed to chat, sometimes I'm too tired to chat, sometimes I couldn't find anything to chat about, sometimes I'd only like to see your names appearing on the MSN and I'd do just that. I can't explain any better than this but sometimes I just feel glad that I still am able to see my dear friends online (cause this means that they/you are all well-being and fine) and that's more than enough. Sometimes I just think, talking and language thingy are not necessary anymore, seeing you there is everything.

So, please guys, this is zLz, this is me, please forgive me if you really feel that way. No I will never forget about you, I am always acknowledged about your existence (though I might seem blur sometimes). So if you really feel offended, fine, let it be. If you really feel like I'm a b*tchy or sh*ty self-centered kinda guy, hah, sorry, can't help you.

This makes me wonder, how many of those *127* people that I added on my list last time that I actually talked to before? Erm... Hold on, I'll do the maths and tell you the answer 114 years later.

zLz's A Series of Most Unfortunate Events

2007-12-02T23:34:00.000+08:00

One of the most unfortunates on this world is none other than having your earphones spoiled T_T For days I've been struggling to fix my Sony earphones (with tapes! O.O) but still... Haiz...

It is obviously so out of shape

I'll have to resort to my Sony Ericsson W-Series earphones from now on, and just wanted to ask if any of you using it, ain't its bass is just too heavy? -.-" I shall tweak with the equalizers a bit, I guess...

This is the shortest entry of my blog, and it's solely dedicated to those who thought that I only write LONG LONG and LONG essay

2007-12-02T23:19:00.000+08:00

EOF

And who the...

2007-12-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

This is how the story goes, a couple of months ago when I was still in the foundation year, there was this bunch of what people used to call "students" hanging (out) in a computer laboratory like they used to during boring classes. And for god-knows-whatever reason one of these busters (yeap just cocks, no chicks) suddenly came out with a brilliant idea of killing our time (I forgot who was that, I sure hope it wasn't me) by browsing through all of the student names in our WBLE (Web Based Learning Environment I suppose) database and adding every single cool chick that we'd find on that list. As to how we judged on the "coolness" of a particular chick I have no idea. Basically these monkeys just spent hours in front of the computers and added every single cool chick they could find, each with distinctive and variable taste. And as expected, I was one of them (kids those days, kids, KIDS! >.<). And if I'm not wholly mistaken, it turned out that I won. Yes, I meant I won, by having the longest list.

To put it in short, just a few moments ago I have finally decided to sit down and have a serious look through my MSN contacts and kept uttering "who the hell...", just to filter and clean out my long~~ list of contacts. I was doing so as I finally realized I do not have such an amount of friends at all. It's time to clear out your mind and face the truth Shack! You are just another sorry ass!

And the outcome?

Yeah, these are my true friends (ahem), I mean, at least I know who are these guys though we don't used to talk much. Come to think of it, my "chatting rate" nowadays has dropped from 6 people at once to less than 1 lately.

In case you were wondering, want to know how many "unwanted friends" have I got onto my list?

My mum was involved in Osaka bin Raiden-Raising-Project

2007-11-25T21:59:00.001+08:00

Was browsing through some old photos in my mum's drawer a few moments ago and stumbled upon this photo album labeled "Top Secret", and I found...

I found junior Osaka bin Raiden!!! He was seen happily triggering himself with the... erm... laser-equipped M16-Mongolian made Seventy Sixers Pineapple whatever, during the... Chinese New Year!!?? O.O

I've been kicking some arses...

2007-11-25T21:47:00.000+08:00

Yea the sickness is slowly killing me off, but thanks to it I had managed to apply leave from work. If you're wondering what have I been doing these few days... I've been watching some kickass anime.

Seriously kickass...

Yes, anime anime anime, that's all I am doing currently, and that all I can do currently.

So long.

PMS?

2007-11-24T12:53:00.000+08:00

If an earthquake of degree 8 is the strongest mankind ever had throughout the centuries, then I guess my heavy headache these few days would be of degree 9. I just don't get what the hell is wrong with me, I'm even worse than a girl with PMS, nowadays I fall sick for several times in a month. There will be no update further on, I shall rest.

Linkin Park: Tell me what the fcuk is wrong with me...

The fatal effect of obesity

2007-11-21T22:57:00.000+08:00

Obesity is a condition in which the natural energy reserve, stored in the fatty tissue of humans and other mammals, is increased to a point where it is associated with certain health conditions or increased mortality.

Although obesity is an individual clinical condition, it is increasingly viewed as a serious and growing public health problem: excessive body weight has been shown to predispose to various diseases, particularly cardiovascular diseases, diabetes mellitus type 2, sleep apnea and osteoarthritis.

Being overly-exposed to the digital world and stress are two causes to obesity to be named.

Some of the deadly effects of obesity on human are:

Cardiovascular: congestive heart failure, enlarged heart and its associated arrhythmias and dizziness, cor pulmonale, varicose veins, and pulmonary embolism
Endocrine: polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS), menstrual disorders, and infertility
Gastrointestinal: gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), fatty liver disease, cholelithiasis (gallstones), hernia, and colorectal cancer
Renal and genitourinary: erectile dysfunction,[15] urinary incontinence, chronic renal failure,[16] hypogonadism (male), breast cancer (female), uterine cancer (female), stillbirth
Integument (skin and appendages): stretch marks, acanthosis nigricans, lymphedema, cellulitis, carbuncles, intertrigo
Musculoskeletal: hyperuricemia (which predisposes to gout), immobility, osteoarthritis, low back pain
Neurologic: stroke, meralgia paresthetica, headache, carpal tunnel syndrome, dementia,[17] idiopathic intracranial hypertension
Respiratory: dyspnea, obstructive sleep apnea, hypoventilation syndrome, Pickwickian syndrome, asthma
Psychological: Depression, low self esteem, body dysmorphic disorder, social stigmatization

However, recent studies have proven that, SOMEhow, by SOME way, obesity is being seen as the major reason behind... the enlargement of spectacles. This is usually detected by the symptoms of spectacles changing form to become heavier, larger, and sometimes, darker if the main source of excessive fat comes from chocolate ice-cream.

Before After

After Before

The wearer of the heavily inflicted victim will often feel as if he has become heavier, much heavier, and that the world has become heavier, much heavier too. Other effect includes narrower eyesight because of added fat tissues on the both side of the spectacles and might result in serious accidents in the future.

Apart from the effects stated, the wearer also suffers from having to bear with his fatter, thus uglier look, for at least another 4 years of his life span.

Please click here and donate to save ~~these sorry arses~~ this poor little kid.

This is one mother-fcuker-board

2007-11-17T10:53:00.000+08:00

It was supposed to be a good news and I was supposed to be happy about it, that my dear laptop came back to me yesterday night from HP Tower. Nope you heard me right, that my laptop went for repair, AGAIN god damn it.

The moment I booted up my baby I was still having in fear that something might happen and I wouldn't want to think what's that "something" (you know, I got some nasty virus back from their so called "HQ"last time, HQ my foot). However everything seemed okay to me, for the first few minutes.

Everything seemed fine, and no virus. I was relieved. BUT, guess what startled me when I was busy putting everything on track. I was greeted with an on screen note:

"He" somehow, doesn't look like a beach to me.

Alright I'll admit it, it's obvious that I made that up myself (my signature nightmare-ish drawing skill). But again, the fat damn point here is, I requested the bill from my dad and I saw the bullsh*t again, THAT bullsh*t again! I was so pissed, until now.

Cause if you still recalled (if you ever knew) the first time I sent in my laptop for repair not more than 1 month ago, it was because of various hardware failures, including DVD Writer and the MOTHERBOARD. And guess what's wrong this time? That MOTHER-FCUKING-BOARD again! Man, if it was other hardwares' problems I wouldn't be so surprised and pissed, I started to doubt what did they put inside my laptop the first time they fixed it, I bet it was really a mother-fcuker-board, sorry for the rudeness.

Please, please eat it

I beg of you, please.

I wanted to get rid of this piece of sh*t, but... It doesn't even seem fit.

Oh sh*t, you know me well.

I couldn't live without this beach, for now. I will/have to/must bear with it for at least another 10 years.

On second thought, it was really a nice feeling getting to type on this beach again. I prefer laptop's keyboard than desktop's, nice.

And again, sorry for my bad mouth/hands.

Fill in the blankS

2007-11-15T13:53:00.000+08:00

贪玩是人我的本性

Been seeing many people "fooling" around so happily with this "poll" thing since centuries ago and started to feel being "left out" if I don't do this. I'll start with a simple one, really simple. Please support (it's a serious survey to get feedback as to know how people thinks nowadays), and thank you.

Want want too sack ken's on a "perfectly-functional-mouse"

2007-11-13T17:18:00.001+08:00

My last known best record was 111 seconds IN MY OWN LAPTOP using MY OWN MOUSE (optical). And here... I played with a CHRIST!-IT'S-A-NOSTALGIC-OLD-SCHOOL-ROLLER!!! And what's more, it's super cacated =.= Very unresponsive. But I was surprised I still managed to get 112 seconds, CHEERS~

(Shyt... Raining heavily... Can't go home T.T)

Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan

2007-11-13T15:18:00.000+08:00

I just couldn't believe it with my own balls and hands... What the hell, I touched it with my own hands!!! I feel so guilty now. As most of you know, I detest smokers. But one thing, you can hate smokers, cigarettes and such, but you CAN'T hate your boss (well literally, you just can't). In case you are wondering, I was asked to buy my boss a packet of Dunhill (large!!!) just a few moments ago...

Shyt, of course I couldn't say "What are you? I hate smokers, get lost before I poke your arse with cigarrettes." He handed me a note of RM 10 and murmured "I wonder you will be caught."
EXCUSE ME!? I'm a perfect N-I-N-E-T-E-E-N years old alright, and you dare look down upon me? (relax)

"How Dunhill got its name."

I grabbed the money and went all the way down. Upon reaching one grocery ran by Indians, I smacked the note on the table and demanded "Please surrender a Dunhill LARGE to me." (alright). To my ultimately-freaking-overly amazement that that Indian cashier rolled his eyes and scanned me thoroughly up and down before asking "Dunhill kecil?". I want to clarify a point here that, it's obvious that he thought I was some 15-years-old-young-lad-who-just-reached-his-puberty-and
-began-to-cast-his-interest-in-like-I-care-"manly"-product
-a.k.a.-cigarettes, that that that... Pfff...

"Besar!" I answered. And then I just grabbed the packet and rushed out (I still couldn't believe I held that with my own hands! I shall disinfect my hands with Dettol later on.
I bet you that that fellow back there was still wondering "whether I'm legal to buy ROKOK" or maybe "Oh Lord, I have killed yet another life today. Forgive me for selling cigarettes to underage." (The reason why I left that shop in hurry was obvious, I didn't want to give him time to hesitate and ask for my I.C. in a sudden, which I really didn't bother to invite further troubles.)

YES! HELL YES I'm legal to buy cigarettes man!... It was such an insult =.= Do I not look like any 19 years old? What the hell is my age then? Gross...

Oh whoever-you-are- Lord, please forgive me for laying my hands on the filthy killer item. I ~~curse~~ swear that I will not do that again (I try my best to run away from all my bosses the next time they run out of cigarettes).

What said is said though, I still advice you guys who dislike smokers to "not hate them". Okay maybe you can, but you shouldn't hate your bosses and fathers (mothers?).

Tayar, Kutu, Keguguran

I just love Japanese songs

2007-11-13T08:59:00.000+08:00

NOTE: Adult contents warning, proceed at your own risk.

A big thanks to Supa-V for sharing this great music video, and thanks Yang Guo for your Streamyx connection.

Mind what you put on your pants, please

2007-11-12T13:35:00.000+08:00

Just back from my lunch and it was an awful experience. Nope not that I have had the worst meal ever but it was just that... I started to feel like I'm the most outdated person on the planet Earth because I just witnessed one of the topmost dressing styles that I, have never really thought of it myself in my entire life.

Nope, this photo is not Photoshopped, I don't Photoshop, I Paint.

If that picture is not clear enough (anyone teach me Photoshop?), that thing on his pants is a bottle opener. YES! You got me right! And I'm "abso-freaking-lutely" telling the truth (I wanted to snap a shot but aiming your camera phone at someone in public places is never an easy/pleasing thing to do), and I saw it with my own balls! There was a bottle opener hanging nicely on a businessman pants! Mama, what has the world come into? Is this some kind of joke or a trendy new fashion that I didn't know all along? I was seriously choked by the rice and nearly burst out the moment I saw this fellow stood up and paid his bill. Let's rephrase, A-GORGEOUS-BOTTLE-OPENER, WHICH-IS-ONLY-GOOD-FOR-OPENING-BOTTLE, ON-A-FORMAL-ATTIRE! Mr. Opener, what are you doing on a good ol' businessman's body? Did he rape and kill your momma? I swear, I swear that it was neither a Waterman nor a jackknife, it's a bottle opener! And it's a pure bottle opener! And it's a bottle opener! And it's a... I ~~swear~~ curse again...

Though putting a Jackknife along with a formal code is not any better, but... It makes more sense than a BOTTLE OPENER, don't you think so?

Okay I'm not a dropout which opposes the ordinary fashion available at present and I admit that I myself is not much of a "fashion-awared" kinda fellow. And so perhaps that uncle back then was really following the trend and maybe I was the one that is "out of order". Hey, seriously, if anyone here is willing to tell me "Shack, you were wrong. That's the latest fashion available, don't ya know?", I'll immediately accept it as a fact and "acknowledge" it.

But still, crossing a bottle opener (I still couldn't get these words outta my mind, A FREAKING BOTTLE OPENER OH GOSH) with a businessman would only get myself to think of

I love V-Soy

I'll have to come out with better idea of dressing myself in order to not feel being left out like I did just a couple of minutes ago. So, maybe I should start working my coconut out (and my wallet perhaps).

I'm so horny.

Or else, open your own "bottle" all you want.

To hell with Bottle Opener. I want to ask that uncle again, "What's that bottle opener doing on your pants?"

(Click to enlarge image)

Curse Iron-Metal-Steel-whatever

2007-11-09T15:50:00.000+08:00

Have you ever fall down? Okay I admit that it's pretty hurt (VERY hurt indeed) whenever one falls into the deepest of hell (in this case I mean "whenever you feel down"), BUT it is also VERY hurt to fall from a staircase, especially from an IRON-MADE OVERHEAD ROAD-CROSSING BRIDGE IN FRONT OF PASSERBY's...

...

YES. Laugh all you want, but I really fell down from that @#$%!'ingly-made whatever-you-call-it this morning. This morning was a rainy one, and when I go to work after getting down from the bus, I crossed the @#$% as usual. I have already exercised extra-caution when crossing cause I know the surface is wet and what's more on this IRON-MADE @#$% thingy, it was so darn slippery. When I was getting down on the other half of the bridge, and just before I finally realized that I should change my shoes already, I fell. Don't go simply saying "Oh, Shack fell down" or "Oh, he's falling, I see it, wow."... Cause it was no fun at all :(

I must admit that today I did a narrow escape from the entrance to hell too, I was nearly dead. I'm serious. If I were to fall on a normal surface it wouldn't be that dangerous. But I fell from a @#$% IRON-MADE @#$% stair!!! I was kinda like this... :

For Yevon's sake, I was falling down HIGH from above! I was really lucky that I didn't fall all the way down (almost), if not I wouldn't want to imagine which part of my body did the "touchdown" onto the tar road first (I'm concerning about my coconut) and then got ran through by a Proton or whatever (heck I don't want to die under Proton!). Miracle'ly, I stopped right before the touchdown on Mother's Earth, with all odd-looking faces on the passerby's, of course. ("Picking a fight!?")

So, "Not a serious case at all Shack, see you are all fine now."? Hell no!!! If I were to "fall on my butt" (typically) I wouldn't be cursing here now... It's been hours now and it's still aching as hell... I couldn't take a photo and show you my injury (18 SX) but this is how it basically turned out:

Yes, it missed my good-ol butt, but I'd rather it didn't =.= (Please kiss my ass accurately next time). Cause butt acts as a "shock-absorber" and thus you won't get much injury when you fall down, but this is not the case! Until just a few moments ago I looked into the mirror for my bruises above my buttock (which I have been doing frequently this whole day long), it was still there, and getting serious =.=. I sure hope I won't get "aftermath effect" such as back pain or whatever right after this (I was really lucky that I didn't trigger any of my nerves that caused me a sudden death back then).

All in all I just wanted to say... YOUCH!~~~

...

2007-11-02T08:43:00.000+08:00

Now you see how free I am in the office...

Don't make me say that again please... I love ice-cream

2007-10-31T11:57:00.000+08:00

"Apa ni?" you asked? Seems like a rotten McFlurry right? Perhaps.

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Work, work, and work. And work.

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Bored Of Everything

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Please at least read this, especially girls.

Sien le...

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Make yourself a living legend

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zLz's Whispering Vol. I

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