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Monday, February 25, 2008

Quoted... Vol. I

From Satchid

Too many people try to be someone else to please everyone. But in true fact, those who matter don't care, and those who care don't matter. So be yourself and fuck the world. Not literally, of course; HIV is spreading well enough as it is without any added help.



Be yourself and fuck the world!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Think they never liked you anyway.

Dear sweet non-existent God,

I never did anything to you, so would you please just leave me alone. Can't you find anything else better to do?

Please leave me alone, I beg of you.


Yes, just leave me the fuck alone.

-zLz

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Sunday, February 3, 2008

zLz's Whispering Vol. III

"Go ahead and buy yourself some new shirts tomorrow, claim them from your dad when you're back after this."

"Erm, how much can I spend?"

"RM 200."
...

How much did you guys spend for your new clothes for this CNY? =.=""

So long and goodnight

"Well, since you've not been using that gaming console for months (years, actually), why not give it to your little *censored*?"

"What!!!!!?"


Yes, as reluctant as I could. You know, as gamers, we all have that nostalgic value kinda feeling towards our "collections". I mean, whenever possible, we would actually like to keep it rather than selling it (or in this case, giving it away as though in charity shows). Although we might never touch it ever again but this is what you call a "valuable collectibles" you see...

If you so happen to bump into a guy nowadays which still have the Sega or Nintendo old gaming consoles, you might say "Oh, you still keeping that a-century-old machine??".

But if it were for me, I would have said "WTF!!!?? HOLYMUTHAEFFFINGOMFGBBQ! You're way too cool man! Let me see it let me see it! Puh-leassssssse~"

...

Yea, you get the idea.

But my mum finally talked me out of this -_- (Still remember who bought it? I actually do not have a choice here Zzz).

"Remember how well *censored* treated you when you were just a kid? And now I'm just asking you to give away one of yours."

"But mum... Nostalgic va..."

"No more nostalgic whatsoever boy, you're not given with options here. Now go and pack it."

(-__-)



Goodbye my dear (T_T)

Saturday, February 2, 2008

*Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch...*



...


"Son what do you want for your CNY cookies this year?"

"Nothing, mom. I ain't want no CNY cookies, I'm out this year."

"Why but every year you wanted some of them for yourself didn't you?"

"Yeah but not this year. Just count me out okay."


Yea, just count me out okay? I promised myself no more junk food (not that much and no that frequent, and to avoid it whenever possible.)

Everyone is so busy with their pre-CNY preparations... For a moment there I don't feel like growing older anymore, dad and mum have had to order and buy so many stuff, and don't forget about the ang pows too -_-

Grown-ups sure are busy.


And poor.