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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Please keep me free.

Whoever invented the speaking "Please keep me busy." must be a total moron... With all those tests and assignments going on... I'd really like to hear the opposite.

This blog will be partially dead for the rest of the week... I think.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

This, Vol. IV

This, is HT molesting my guitar...


This, is HT's acoustic guitar, with its hard case.


This, is still HT's guitar.


This, is my roommate's acoustic guitar.


This, is definitely one of those few days where you get to bring three guitars under one roof.


Monday, March 24, 2008

red... Red... RED!!!

Having 6 people living on the same planet, is nothing wrong. Having 6 people sharing the same sex, is not a big deal. Having 6 people studying in the same University is again, nothing to fuss about.

But...

Having SIX persons wearing RED T-SHIRTS appearing in TOILET at the SAME TIME bearing the fact that THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER AT ALL is...

Hell with coincidence...

Frankly I was really shocked when I came out of the water closet and saw 5 people wearing red T-shirts standing in front of the mirror, and with me wearing red T-shirt too (-___-)


The world is big? Think twice.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Lonesome

She looks smiley
He looks friendly
You maybe nice
Don't know who I am

She is talkative
He is whiner
You are innocent
Don't know how I am

She keeps talking
He keeps begging
You are stainless
But I keep driving
Though I know you're the one who would end this rain

You make me feel like changing
That only makes me annoyed
Cause "Grab it, steal it, beat them down"
That's all I've learned

You are innocent
You are stainless
You're my best friend so I'll tell you this
You're an angel
Let me feel good
Let me feel I am still alive
I have learned my instinct is hiding background
Though no one knows
But I keep denying

Cause the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

When I've got a feeling that I am behind
I blame myself to have expected
The way you see it through your eyes could be different slight

Cause the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

You make me feel like changing
That only makes me annoyed
Cause "Grab it, steal it, beat them down"
That's all I've learned

the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough

the world is lonesome enough to me
and the world is crazy enough to me
It keeps turning 'round and 'round and leaves me behind
I say the world is lonesome enough
I say the world is lonesome enough


-Ellegarden

This, Vol. IV

This, is me hitting the bullseye (I'm telling you, it's real).


This, is a Canon DSLR camera (Holy crap!).


This, is HT hitting the bullseye (And it's real too).


This, is what I used to call, a human.


This, is... made up xD


Monday, March 17, 2008

Shacktionary - Stupid

Pronunciation
  • C-2-P
  • See-Too-Pit

Etymology

From Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus.


Definition

1. zLz.

Example: Changing these sample sentences to those that do not make
sense is a zLz thing
to do.

2. Bush.

Example: You talked like Bush.


Adjective

Comparative
busher or more bush

Superlative
bushest or most bush


Derived terms
  • Bushism
  • Bushation
  • Bushitively
  • Bushish

A Song For James

The hidden law
That's what I'm looking for
Coincidence
Or should I call it fate

I'm searching 'round
To pick the piece of me I dropped
It's still smoldering
The heat is burning my skin
Hey man can you hear me
Yea

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands

Turn me inside out
Treasure boxes are all sealed
Need to understand
Before I ruin everything

The hidden law
Searching for a scrap of evidence
Don't count me in
I'm not the part of the scheme
Hey man can you hear me
Yea

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands

I turn my head to look back at the way I've run here
Lights behind me are off and I can see nothing

All right Here I go
Wind at my back Time to start now

Nobody wants to sing my song
Nobody wants to be my guide
Nobody wants to help me out
Nowhere I can run and hide
Nobody wants to take my hand
But I wanna take your hands
Yes I wanna take your hands


-Ellegarden

This, Vol. III

This, is a whole mess of cards.


This, is a college full of diamond. Or, a college that makes diamond. Or, a college that steals diamond.


This, is another mess of cards.


This, is Pan Xiaoting in action.


This, is... a total mess.


Saturday, March 15, 2008

But It's All About You

You gazed at me
As if you've done nothing wrong
Well yea of course Honey
There ain't no right or wrong
In this little world of our own

You stared at me

As if you've said nothing wrong
Well look at me Honey
We're living in denial
In this pathetic world of shit

You said it's just the beginning
But it was all about you and yourself
You said we'll be just fine
But I couldn't find me on your shelf

You said it's the intoxication
But I'm as clearheaded as yourself
Look outside the window
And you'll see that the world is flat

Because it was all about you and yourself


-zLz


No I've NO experience in relationship, and this is sorta just my own fantasy (take it as how a single looks at love from a different perspective if you would). This is my first time WRITING a song (not COMPOSING) so it's kinda short (just repeat the chorus or whichever part you like for N times, if you ever know how to sing it). No I don't see it as a poem (I prefer it to be lyrics) and it really sucks. Please leave a comment on this, and if you so happen to be good in composing music, would you please help with this song? xD Thanks.

Friday, March 14, 2008

TV Maniacs

You said it's all a mess
Good to hear you anyway
We are now overwhelmed with good old perfection
We know the TV sucks
We have much more to learn

You think you are complicated
Don't worry So am I
You ain't the only one
No matter what they say
It only means we just don't fit in

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion

I get so frustrated seeing them rig the race
Seated back on the couch grumbling is not the way
We wanna keep it straight
We all need something to trust

Wipe the gloss off my face and you'll see how weird I am
No matter what they say
No need to smile when you cry
I hate it when they try to fake it

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion

You said it's all a mess
Good to hear you anyway
We are now overwhelmed with good old stupid perfection
We know the TV sucks
We have much more to learn

I know it's true Nothing's real
We are always compromised
I know it's true So many lies
We have to leave it all behind
We never thought someone is in the cookie monster
Before we gotta scatter
Terminate this illusion


-Ellegarden

This, Vol. III

This, is a whole lot of balloons.


This, is even a whole lot of balloons.


This, is one of the best food on planet Earth.


This, is, well, a picture of balloons. And Soft drinks. And chick.


This, is not a human. That, is not Roti Canai.


You, are not reading my blog.

A not-so-balance Balance Sheet

If you ever take Accounting, you would know what is a Balance Sheet (where you keep trying and trying, and consistently shouting SHIT in the process...).

I've never seen a Balance Sheet THIS unbalance... Unbalance as in 1 freakingMillion Ringgit of difference...

Ever wanted to hit someone so hard? And that someone is you yourself?

I'll never figure out what the hell is a Balance Sheet in the whole of my lifetime Zzz.

Do I even look like I need a gun?

Somehow got into a desperate discussion with HT this morning when we were revising Accounting as a preparation for the test. We were discussing about our lives, about what we should do about ourselves and our futures.

Poor academic performances, poor as in poor and poorer than poorest, and poor management in relationships and such, you get the idea.

zLz, "I'm thinking about changing course."
HT, "Why don't we sell chicken rice?"
zLz, "Why don't we cut your dick off and sell it to Badawi?"
HT, "Why don't we rob the bank?"

RIGHT... "Rob the bank" (=_=)
Give me a bloody gun...






Sorry this is all I've got...

OR I can make it better...






Maybe not...

Let's sell chicken rice.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Marry Me

Somewhere closer I can hear the wedding bell
It's a fine day I am wearing a blue shirt like the sky
I am standing in the line while holding confetti
I see the girl of my dream is shining like the sun beside him

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him if I could be in the next life

You're an idol in high school He was a quarter back
He has sold me a photocopy of your photograph
I am standing in the line while holding confetti
I see the girl of my dream is smiling like the sun in her wedding dress

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him if I could be in the next life

Maybe not... She don't remember me
Maybe not... She don't know how I feel
Maybe not... She don't even know my last name

Won't you marry me if I could be a rich boy
Won't you marry me if I could be very handsome
Won't you marry me if I could be a tall guy
Don't you marry him
He's just another stupid in the next life


-Ellegarden

This, Vol. II

This, is my mobile phone.


This, is my sweet RM 780 mobile phone, Sony Ericsson K618i, with a 2.0 Megapixel camera.


This, is my roommate's mobile phone.


This, is my roommate's RM 900 mobile phone, Sony Ericsson K800, with a goddamn 3.2 MegaFreakingPixel camera.


Judging from the above pictures taken with both of these phones (in which I used his to take mine and vice versa), you can already tell who's the winner in terms of picture's clarity and sharpness (don't bother with the lighting, I think I messed up with both the phones' settings).

Unwillingly and reluctantly accepting the defeat... At least my phone can do THIS





This, is a frame which, looks a lot like a toilet mirror, and in fact it is.


SEE!? I got your damn phone framed! Can you do this!?? With THIS frame? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yea right...

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. II Take Three

As requested by Jess, I've edited the previous post to include the photo as the answer, please refer it for more information.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

zLz's Disgus'things Vol. II Take Two

One thing which I left out for a long time and almost forget about it... I shall reveal the answer for the 2nd volume of zLz's Disgus'things.

Possible answers:
5
6
7
8
9

And the correct answer is...

6!!!




Note: Red circles are my answer, green arrows are some possible answers from some really "civilian" users xD (Sorry Jess)

This, though, is MY answer. You could have different LOGICAL ideas too.
(Like, Jess told me you can actually use the tank to store rubbish, and that makes 7. Yea right, Jess does that.)

This, Vol. I

This, is my finger after using Clorox excessively while washing toilet.


This, is an amplifier.


This, is a plate of mixed rice costed RM3.30


This, is a pile of fcuked up notes.


This, is a not-so-artificial superhuman cyborg Eintein'fy Hawking'ish genius


Bored Of Everything

Wake up, stand up
I know, but for what
One thing I crave
A weekend without computer games
Pull the trigger and kill the zombies
Sorry, I'm done

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
Before I'm bored of everything

Voicemail is full
I know she calls me at home
How much is my car
And how much is my gift
Pull the trigger, kill the zombies
Sorry, I'm done

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything

I still can believe when you say it's not true
I still can believe when you say it's not too late
I still can believe when you say it's not real
I still can believe when you say I'm not too late

So many things I have let go
No doubt I want to do something else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
So many things I left undone
No doubt I want to be someone else
I need to find something before I'm bored of everything
Before I'm bored of everything


-Ellegarden

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Freeze! FBI!

There was this theory that under extreme cold circumstances... one's body cells, including the brain's, would freeze and stop functioning temporary. Once heated up, these cells would function again. This idea is thought to have a great contribution to sending human into the outer space which requires thousands of years later on.

Inspired by this terminology, I have left myself with no choice but to freeze my own coconuts in order to keep everything I've studied for the test tomorrow...






I really hope it works.


Good luck tomorrow guys.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Geez, just slurp them in already! Jesus...

Norm - That which is regarded as normal or typical. Wiktionary

Speaking of norm, I realized that you can't just leave it alone as if you're living in your little world. This is how life's like, you can never live alone.

Take the 12th General Election for example, everybody is talking about it and what do you feel if you're being left out of the conversation just because you know nothing about it at all (so as to say, you can never "don't give a shit"), but this is not related to my topic here anyway.
Let me first ask you a question, "How do you eat mee?".




Yea right don't give me craps about using your chopsticks and mouth (>.<) but tell me whether you slurp all the mee into your mouth like you never give a damn (that is, without using spoon, just chopsticks to pick it up and stuff everything into your mouth, and make the awkward noise *slurrpppp*) OR behave like a pretty-cute-cute-well-educated-lady (sorry for the improper adjective) that takes the time to pick up a few noodles and put it into the spoon, not to forget to take the trouble to try to make them all nicely stay in place and if it fails (the noodles dropped out or the bulk is too big) they will start all over again until they succeed (YES!!!! Gotcha! Now I can finally put it into my mouth)...

No I hold no grudge against the ladies (and men) but I just want to know which one is the proper way (indeed I think you already have the answer). You see I'm not the guy-with-proper-table-manners kinda dude (I don't even know what are they) but it embarassed me sometimes to notice that I'm the only bastard on that particular table who slurp all the noodles like a moron while others are behaving very very (very very) well. The moment I realized that I had to change my way of eating to "cope with" them...

No I prefer being myself, so don't fcuk me the next time you see me eating like that, I'll be a good boy occasionally when (IF) I feel to >.<

Pizza Man

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel
I've been looking for him more than 20 minutes
I guess he is starving
Or he could be aiming to use this to learn about fractions

Got to find him quickly putting his aim aside
I should do what I can
Ask that ma'am if she knows
Hey ma'am have you heard of a guy whose occupation
is mathematician around here?

Am I in wrong condo?
No way I have checked it 3 times or more
So how come I can't find him?
Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel
Tu tu tu...

Wait he could be aiming to learn about a pie chart
That explains why he choose "Pepperoni Quattro"
But in that case I guess
Sorry to be smart ass
He had better use pies instead

Am I in wrong condo?
No way I have checked it 3 three times or more
So how come I can't find him?
Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel
Tu tu tu...
-Ellegarden

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Where the hell is my DaKwAt!?

Just a little while ago I was having dinner with my family. Out of no where I popped out a question "Mum, can I take a look at your finger for that ink thingy? I want to see how is it like."

Before you say anything... Yes I live in jungle -.-" You see I'm kinda outdated and disconnected from the outside world when I was back in the hostel because I do not get Internet access and newspaper there... So I actually didn't know that they have canceled the idea of using the ink on your finger...

"No way mum! I thought they already bought it!?"

Dude, that was our money man! That was the people's money! Where the hell is our ink now!? Where in the fcuk is our money!!!???

Shame on you BN, the outcome of this election serves you well. Go fcuk yourselves Zzzz

Totally outrageous.

A brand new Sunday, a brand new start, a brand new government, a brand new Malaysia (Let's hope to change for the better :-) )

It's finally over, or has it just begun? The Malaysia Election 2008 wrapped up with a final result of BN barely won with simple majority of 60+% (as oppose to 90+% in the previous general election), so happy or sad to say that they get to form the country government, again.

Interestingly enough though, this 12th general election demonstrated something beyond the result itself. Yes aside from BN is seen gradually losing grip on the countryman's faith, it also indirectly showed that the society is starting to mature in term of pursuing what they actually want and sounding their opinions without having fear that they would be shot in the head (Zzz).

Frankly speaking it shocked me so that the opposition parties actually have such influences on the states. The final outcome sees Penang and Perak (2P) taken by DAP, Kedah and Kelantan (2K) by PAS, and Selangor (OoSSSsss!!) by PKR. BN almost meets the end and kisses its trophy bye bye if not for Sabah and Sarawak (their major backbones), so much luck for you BN.

Whether Mr. Great Ol' Badawi is resigning is none of my concern, I wouldn't care who become the PM anyway (all I want is a good government, which never happens), but to see many of BN's greatest warriors once fought alongside throughout the years fell out from their Proton today... just laughed my ass out. (don't take it personal... I mean, do)


Oh before I forget, Happy Belated Birthday Sammy Vellu :)

*"hahahahahaha" evil laughter fades into the background*

Good Morning Kids

Good morning kids
How do you feel to have been slid out to this world
I wish it was not so bad
But I think no way you feel that way

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

Good morning kids
How does it feel to have been kicked out to this world
I wish you liked the morning sun
That is one of the most beautiful things

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me


-Ellegarden

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Malaysia BN Decides

So I say, what's with the rush and hassles? There can't be any other result right? I mean, there is no eff-fing way on Earth in Malaysia in THEIR COUNTRY that BN would lose right?

Seriously I don't get it, what's the big deal man. To me this pathetic "erection" is just another lame joke, where people wasted their money on posters and papers (and wasted natural resources); not to mention wasted their time to rush back to hometown, AND not to forget the traffic jam it caused... Man I just hate big festivals, I hate it in Malaysia.

As I said, if you wanna have a real election, have it FAIR damn it! With all those big things going on out there, all those annoying obituary big dick-heads posters around... You better make it really FAIR (though I know I can't expect much)

Just overheard a short chat between my grandpa and both my parents.
"I did not see any other logo except BN itself on that paper wo..."

Abusing oldies' blur'ness, perhaps?

I'm not gonna tell you which party am I going to vote for when the time comes, but if you ask me whether I like the current government...

What do you think?

(Okay if you are really that blur, NO)

But again, there is no freaking way they would lose man! I don't really see my own country as a truly democratic country anyway.

Wannabies

None of us can help dreaming
Because a dream is what colors our lives
So we wish though it never comes true

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Everyday is a new adventure
Hardship is also a part of the story

Close your eyes fast and you can become the one you wanna be

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Looking for the title of our own
Heading towards the new chapter ahead

Close your eyes and you can feel it
The way you wanna go is always right
We are just wannabies

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We are wannabies
Hey we are wannabies

We can dream it

Any time at any place
There are people struggling to figure out
What's the point of being real and
What's the point of being original
Close you eyes and you can see it
Your name is on the cover of your book
You are self-titled

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies
Yay yay

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We're all wannabies


-Ellegarden

It's a plane! It's a bird! No! It's an update!!! O_O!

First of all I would like to apologize for the lack of updates of my site... You see things are pretty much fcuked up lately and my life sucks big time. Aside from some frequent extreme mood swing throughout the weeks I have also ruined every single test that I've sat for. Again nobody should be blamed except myself (of course). On side note, I'm thinking of changing course after this semester, but that's still a questionable decision depending on how I fare in the coming final weeks later (which I think I will screw it better than any screwdriver does...).

Which course? *shakes head* Ah ah... I have no idea. But then for sure it would be something Arts and Social related, perhaps language too (but no literature please!!! Fcuk thyself in heaven Shakespeare). No more science, no more maths, no more accounting! But hey does this kinda shit even existed? (=_=) It would be hell lotta nicer if I can get such a course, no Binomial craps no Einstein'ish theories no Balance-Shits or whatsoever rubbish. On the dark side though, things aren't as simple as they seem. You know what? You can't simply change course as you wish, no not for some laid back poor scumbag like myself. Money is the first issue (I'm still thinking about that), family's faith is the second. Imagine how things would turn out if you tell your parents "I want to change course, I found that this course doesn't suit me that well after all." after they have spent 10k on you for two semesters... trust me things will get ugly. In case of worst scenario, I will consider working for a while first to earn enough money for me to continue my studies.

So, what have I been up to lately? There is an old saying, "Guys' problems can only either be financial problem or relationship problem". And guess what, I hit the jackpot, I have both! But then, not something I would like to talk about here... Let's check out something else exciting (to me, it is), I just got myself an axe!!! ^.^ Oops I mean an electric guitar~






I'm not gonna list out the specs of this axe here since I don't think any of you would get it anyway (besides Yang Guo), but if you are really interested, you can check Yang Guo's entry on his Big Wooden Plank of Kick-Assery here. (Yea we were actually gay enough to get the same guitar, but his is a lefty version)

I've done classical guitar before but I think I still have hell lot to learn since I last picked up a guitar years ago. And yes we've decided to form a band (that's in the long run and it's still a blur concept). Notify me if you are/your friends are interested in band forming, especially bassists and drummers (we could really use these two), thanks!

This rounds up my recent life pretty well and sorry again for the long post. Great thanks to those of you who worried about me (if there is any). The only thing I can say for now is that I've decided to pick up and start moving again, searching around in my life for the lost pieces of me :) I should say that I'm fine now (think so). Expect more frequent update on my site from now on (before the next breakdown happens, you know, mood swing happens). Happy living~

(Oh by the way, since almost every guitarist names their guitar, mine has a name too. I named it Shirley xD It's my first guitar ever, something like my first crush perhaps.)