I love boxes... Part II

Bla bla bla and bla and of course it was a blablabla Mid-Autumn, or you call it Mooncake Festival. Erm... It was all about mooncakes for you guys but to me, it was just another darn good opportunity to... "enhance" my library of "collectibles", I guess...

I'll start with my very own antique from the past... See those dust there? Okay dude tell you what, it's a mooncake case!

Okay... Maybe not... But IT IS a mooncake case! (what are those inside? tell you next time XD)

Another one, this one is my personal favourite, out of many.

Okay I'll say that again! This is a mooncake case! (what are those? can't you see? =.=)

Loser no. 1

Loser no. 2

Okay I agree that you DO look horny... But...
Loser no. 3

Not-so-loser no. 1

"What the heck is wrong with you Shack!? Taking out a coffin in the middle of nowhere!?"
NO! This is not a coffin! This is a brilliant mooncake case! Another one of my favourites!

TADAA! *Shine shine*

See? This is a mooncake case! No corpse inside! And no mooncake inside too! Not my false...

Ultra-Loser no. 1

Okay they are no mooncakes, okay okay I know! Will tell you about the things inside next time.

This one is somewhat... special too.

Boo, no mooncake for you.

O.O Amazing~ (I mean... Zzz)

Another nice one.

This one even comes with a plate! Har there, there are mooncakes inside.

Okay, I just... finished them... along with the plate perhaps.

Another killer, from Genting.

The mooncakes are underneath... my stomach.

Winner no. 1 (I bought it, of course it won XD)

Aha~ There... See? Finally, a real mooncake before your eyes! In a case!!! Now don't go away complaining...

Winner no. 2
From don't-know-what-hotel...

Okay that's all kids, off with the mooncake cases. It's time for a lantern, it's not Mooncake-festive without a lantern right?

I meant... WTF!? MOM~ I FOUND MOONCAKES IN MY LANTERN!!!

Mom, "Nope they are all gone."
Winner no. 3
This one totally owns, the best case I ever seen.

Nowadays, it's useless for mooncake companies to compete just by making their mooncakes delicious. The market has not been so simple now and without a good looking casing and design on your mooncakes you better kiss your business goodbye. Which is why we have (I mean, I have) all these fantastic-looking cases lying around.

On second thought: I've seen/eaten conventional mooncakes (don't know what I mean? Those normal mooncakes that we used to eat...), Shanghai mooncakes, teochew mooncakes, fuchew mooncakes... What about you guys? Anything more than those?? (Yup they are DIFFERENT, yeah THAT BIG DIFFERENCE)

In some unrelated case...


Just hadn't been playing for months and this is what I got... I'd just say... Sweep (shoot) me!

Eye haff wound a milliones~ ringgit'o~!

"Son, let's go to Spain, I won 800k dollars."
My dad patted my back and threw me these words when I was still in the half way of my dinner yesterday night.
"Nah, take a look at this, I'm gonna bring you to Spain."
"Let's clear out the debts (credit cards I suppose) with this sum, we'd have leftover even after that."
And of course almost immediately i thought of Kenny Sia ;)

That's my dad's name okay?

I have tried my best to "forge" this letter out, it is as shown, I even paid close attention to the punctuations used and followed them as close as possible. The things enclosed below are 98% alike with the originals.

It was so well-printed, with "styles" and "quality", excellent.

The F Form, yeah I said "F"

...

Euromillones Loteria International S.L

C/CORDOBA, A 2-A
28934 MADRID-SPAIN
011 34 695 892 154

DATE: 19th SEPTEMBER 07

FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT (the "desk" of WHO!?)
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF NO: EGS/2551256003/06
BATCH NO: 344/300643/EME

ATTN: STAKE WINNER (don't you know my dad's name?)

RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION FINAL NOTICE
("final"? When did you last notified me??)

We are pleased to inform you of the release today of the results of the EUROMILLONES LOTERIA INTERNATIONAL/SUMMER HIGHSTAKE INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on 1st of MARCH 2007.
Your name attached to the ticket number 1025-71464976-529 (I asked my dad "what ticket??" "no idea" he said =_=) with serial number 55176-0059 drew the lucky numbers 13-15-22-37-39-45-99 (you might want to jot this down, go buy lottery with this) which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category (what "category"? 1st category: Under 18; 2nd category: Teenagers; 3rd category: Oldies???).

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of $815,960.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND SIXTY DOLLARS) (that's RM 1.6 million for you HOLY MADAGASCAR!!! Are you sure!!??) in cash credited to file REF.NO: EGS/98851266004/06. This from a total cash prize of $13,871,320.00 (THIRTEEN MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED and SEVENTY ONE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS) (one two three four... how many zeros are there??) shared among the seventeen international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS!. (I mean... erm... "woohoo"??)

Your funds are now deposited with a security company (I think they need bazookas for this sum...) insured in your name. Due to mixed up of some numbers and names (AHA, here comes the real play, "mixed up" he says... 3 in 1 mixed up coffee? Dude, yours is a "BIG" company offering me a million bucks!! "mixed up"??) , we ask that you keep this award from public notice (okay I can't let them know I won a damn prize...) until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated account, as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants ("as this is a part of our bullshit to trick you into believing us"??). All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Asia (dad your name is picked based on a 1/25,000, 0.00004 probability, you're the man), Australia, Europe and USA as part of our third quarter international program, which we conduct twice yearly (so your scam is on yearly basis? Oops, I didn't say the word "scam").

To begin with your claim, please contact your claims agent, DON VICTOR OTEK (sounds like some professional kidnapper) Foreign Operations Manager (FOM) MAPRO SECURITIES S. A (base on the name of your security company, I'd bet that your boys have no bazookas, not even ballz perhaps) on Tel: 00 34 616 035 397 Fax: 00 34 911 518 421 (did I see "911"? Oh can I just call that?) for processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 22th (hmm... TWENTY SECON'TH!!! I leanrt a new word mum.) OCTOBER 2007 (so that you could fling your asses from the cops as soon as possible?). After this date all funds will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed.

Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications (bullshit), please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your correspondence with us or your agent (all the while I read the letter, I thought that this is a well-written letter by a professional, perhaps those who learnt Basic Professional Writing in UTAR before, but here I found a missing fullstop... Okay, I am more professional than you) Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible (so that you could chase me down all the way to Neraka). Congratulations again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our promotion program. (I ain't no participate in any program to promote your scam? Oops I did it again, sorry)

Sincerely,

DON ANTONIO GARCIA PERAL
VICE PRESIDENT

...

MAPRO SECURITIES S.A.
Leasing, Commission Agent, Sole Representatives, Security Services, etc
Avenide De La Albufera NO35, 28009 Madrid, Spain.
Tel NO: 00 34 616 035 397 Fax NO: 00 34 911 518 421
CLAIMS AGENT (DON VICTOR OTEK)

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM (FORM F)

PLEASE COMPLETE THIS FORM CAREFULLY AND FAX BACK IMMEDIATELY ATTACHING A COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENCE

YOUR REF:..............................................BATCH:...............................................................

FIRSTNAME:...........................LASTNAME:...............................................................

DATE OF BIRTH:.....................................................................................................................................

HOME ADDRESS:.......................CITY:............................................................

STATE:...............................ZIP CODE.....................................................................

TELEPHONE:...........................FAX:..................................................................................

MOBILEPHONE:..........................NATIONALITY:.........................................................

OCCUPATION:.......................................................................................................................................

MARITAL STATUS.........................(MALE)..............(FEMALE)................................

I WOULD LIKE TO BE PAID BY:

(A) CERTIFIED BANK CHEQUE.........................................................................................................

(B) BANK TRANSFER (SWIFT WIRE)..............................................................................................

NAME OF BANK:...................................................................................................................................

BANK ADDRESS....................................................................................................................................

ACCOUNT NUMBER............ SWIFTCODE/ROUTING NO:...........................

NEXT OF KIN:

FIRST NAME:..................LAST NAME:..........................................................
HOME ADDRESS:.........................CITY........................................................................
STATE:...............................ZIP CODE:...............................................................
PROFESSION:...........MARITAL STATUS..............................................
TELEPHONE:..........................FAX:.........................................................................

BENEFICIARY'S DECLARATION

I DECLARE THAT I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED ANY PAYMENT ON MY BEHALF BY MAPRO SECURITIES S.A. NOR HAVE ANY OF MY FAMILY MEMBER FILED A CLAIM ON MY BEHALF. I HEREBY GIVE AUTHORIZATION MAPRO SECURITIES S.A .TO ACT ON MY BEHALF IN THE PROCESSING AND REMITTANCE OF MY PAYMENT NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AS STATED ABOVE, I ALSO AGREE TOPAY 5% COMMISSION TO MAPRO SECURITIES S.A UPON RECEIPT OF MY MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT.

SA8220675T

SIGNATURE:.............................................................................DATE:......................................................

...

Okay... See that? This is one "F" form... I don't know what's a F form but I know what's a J Form. And this "F" Form is so "F" to a certain extent that I'm not "F"'ing sure why do I need a whole "F" line to fill up my birthdate (again, not so "professional") while half a line to fill up my longer address, and there are missing colons at some places... Just don't "F"'ing get it... And WHAT'S WITH THAT MARITAL STATUS LINE?? What's that about? I should just put "single" or "married" or "in a none-of-your-business-relationship" or "it's hell lot complicated" like we used to in Friendster, BUT WHY "(MALE)" and "(FEMALE)"!!?? What the "F" is that!!?? Really an "F" form it is...

And why do they ask all of these particulars again? Shouldn't they know my dad's particulars by now if "he has been chosen" (yeah right you guys "mixed up the numbers and names" right? I got cha...)?? Or was it "Congratulations god-knows-who-are-you anonymous, you have won the big prize!!"?? Again, I don't "F"'ing know. Oh, what's a "SWIFTCODE/ROUTING NO"??

Obviously my dad knew about those scams that have been going around on the news for some times now, so he purposely tested me on it (without missing some "acting" of course), did I got tricked? You say le? XD

Without a second thought I went back to my room and proved the scam by Googl'ing (this, has become human's best friend before dogs, for now) and to my surprise (I didn't expect it to be found that easily) it tops Google's result page!! What did I find? Take a wild guess.

Try it yourself.
And this too.

Lazy to read them all? Let me tell you, this is an outdated scam. Man if you would have reached my house years before maybe I would have fallen for it, but not now old-school geezer ;)



Besides high quality paper and printer ink, they also used high quality envelope. They sure are putting their heart and every last effort in this, you have my praise.

On screen: "Open Sam", perhaps some sort of envelope company. The moment there I thought it was "Open Scam"...

The letter is not without credit though, thanks for the stamp from Spain Mr. Vice President!

Sorry but I do not have much free time left like Kenny Sia and do what he used to, I don't think I can even afford to issue a RM 1 cheque and keep toying with you guys on the phone for weeks.

Bah.

P/S: Nope this is not TEH "Storm", give me some time.

You are watching CCBTV

This is a correction on report made on September 17, it seemed that our weather forecast system had gone something wrong and it appears that our forecast made on that day was not accurate, we in our HQ here have no leads on what really is going wrong but we all at once have agreed that the giant storm that we mentioned will strike this blog, about 2 or 3 days from now.
Once again we apologize for any inconvenience caused, thank you.

KNN, zLz, San Andreas.

Are you declaring hostility upon me?

Just hope that you'd play the game fair. This is between you and me and no one else, don't get others involved please...

Please help me with my Chicken Fever

...

擁有

當我們在憂慮没有人为我們慶祝生日時，他連自己的出生日期和正确年齡都不知道。

- 因為他是個孤儿。

當我們在头痛着新的一年有什么新動向時，他確不知道何時何日是新年。

- 因為他連日歷都没有，生活度日如年。

當我們在煩惱着屋子小而羡慕別人的家時，他正在瓦礫中撿拾仅有的家當。

- 因為他的家昨日又被炸毁了。

當我們在看着電視發呆而抱怨節目沉悶時，他確從未看過及擁有過電視機。

- 因為電流很珍貴，晚上能看到光，已經很可貴了。

當我們在計畫着假期旅行應往哪儿玩樂時，他確在籌謀着一家人應該往哪儿逃難。

- 因為炮火時常来到家門前，催逼他離開。

當我們在懊惱朋友把自己拍得太丑太胖時，他確連自己的容貌也認不出。

- 因為他平生只拍過一次照，但確未曾看過自己的照片。

當我們的孩子只为了家人責罵而鬧自殺時，他確在一片苦難中堅持要存活下来。

- 因為他珍惜生命，他愛他的家人。

當我們的孩子整天沉迷于電腦及電視機時，他的孩子確从未看過及玩過玩具。

- 因為他們經常多日三餐不繼，最重要的是食物而非玩具。

在同一个地球上，我們所擁有的不比人家差，不比别人少。我們所擁有的，已經比他們好，已經比他們多。我們應該珍惜今天我們所擁有的，因为明天也許他？她？它？不再是屬于我們的了！我們不應該在失去後才來後悔！愿與大家共勉之.....切記......


SOMEHOW I got dragged into some "meaningful" shit in the middle of a madness night... Okay, my Chinese-English translation is hereby put to the test, I am suppose to translate this piece of cake (I mean shit...) into, "Engrand" or whatever you call it. Nope I'm not that "artistic" or "morally educated" as what you might say but I'm doing this upon a request by our pretty cum gorgeous cum smart cum almighty cum sexy Jess~~~~(ssssssss) as she exclaimed that her mastery of Chinese language is not that of my standard (now you know). Ahem, dear readers, please be my dearest witness that she has promised to treat me to a meal of Mc Donald's for this, YOU HEAR ME.

Here it goes...


Possession

Feeling isolated? Never really had a true friend? Your birthday is being neglected?? Not to mention celebrating, he doesn't even know his own birthday.
-Because he's an orphan.

Been crooking your brain to think of a new target and what to achieve in the new year? Well he doesn't even know what it's like in the new year.
-Because he doesn't even have a proper calendar, he has been living his whole life as though he has to undergo a long and suffering year in everyday's life. (what the heck is this?)

While you are being shy and afraid to show your shabby house to friends, and admiring those with glamorous houses, he is picking up what are left that lie in the ruins of houses.
-Destructions caused by wars have claimed his house yesterday, again.

Getting sicked with those 121 channels in Astro of yours?? (okay maybe those 6 channels of buatan Malaysia...), they can't even distinguish a television from my shoe box!
-Electricity is their jewel, it'd already be a great fortune that they'd see even a dim light at night, not to mention to see a bunch of moving pictures in my shoe box!

Hawaii? Phuket? MALACCA!? Where to in this wonderful holiday?? They are planning where to go too, just to avoid those icing-cool bullet heads and missiles from piercing their rooftops, and maybe, their asses.
-Gunfires visit everyday, they have no choice but to run a 40km marathon.

Yerr... Fat? Pimples? Skinny? Ugly? Pork chop? Spec'key??? For god sake he doesn't even know how does he look like!
-For they have only taken their photos once in a lifetime, and they couldn't even look at their own photo. (this, I don't understand. Where are all the IDs? All went to Big Ear Hole??)

"Mum I hate you" Ought to be a runaway wannabe? Leaving soon? Wanna suicide? Not so early my boy. He is glad and thankful that he is still alive.
-He knows what kind of business a life is, he knows how and when to appreciate it. He loves his family!

Your children have been DotA'ing and CS'ing for a whole freaking night?? His kids don't even know how to differentiate a toy gun from a real one! (okay maybe a better one, "his kids don't even know how to differentiate Transformers from my shoe box!!")
-For they have always not been able to get sufficient food everyday, do you even think that they'd have time to toy and "fool" around you freaking O2 maniac!?? You hear me you freaking bunch of O2 fingers-haywired-X.Ray eyes-maniacs!!???


I am truly regret that to a certain extent that I've been misleading Banana Readers regarding this truly truly meaningful (from the very Malacca.Strait-deep-bottom of my heart) allegations (I mean erm... "Findings") from our dear friend here

Ying En<<---I mean, for crying out loud, read her original entry already!!

, yes I am admitting that I've done something "quite terribly" wrong in the first place. Okay trust me, this piece of essay (darn, I mean... "Texted feeling"... nay, forget it) is very well-written (I actually can't believe that until Jess(sssssss) told me so) and touching, you have my gratitudes (representing the unfortunate bunch...) for being concern and aware of lives out there.

Pardon me if I really did anything terrible in this post, as you know I only do it for an earning (I mean... I need a piece of chicken so badly that I'd die for it, Doc Kynne said that I really need it a.s.a.p as I'm suffering from a "Chicken Fever", no pun intended).

This is not a filler, this is not a hoax, this is nothing (huh?)

Have you encountered this problem before? I'm so mad about it, please give me any information you have regarding this god darn message =.=. Thank you!
(Everytime I see this stupid message, it means disconnect for me @#$%!)


For unknown reasons, I felt like putting this up here... Do I look like her? ------>>> (= =)

Calm before the storm...

A fierce storm approaches zLz's Crapping Space starting from September 24th, stay tuned.

"All your base are belong to us!"

Is this even proper English??

This entry is not so "reader-friendly" since it's about a particular video game. But no worries, even if you don't play games at all or know little about the history of video gaming it'd still be no problem for you to understand my post here. Even I myself did not play this piece of antique (NO THANKS), but what I am trying to convey here is the idea of how is the standard of English that is in Japan (and in the previous post, in China)... Have a good laugh.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/AllYourBaseAnimated.gif


Apart from doing some research on the good ol' Star Wars film, I also spent some time to do a study on one of the Top 10 worst games ever created on His Earth, Zero Wing. (In fact I spent my whole day laughing my asses off on these two masterpieces). Not only is infamous for its poor gameplay, this game actually is renown for its poorly translated English version (it's originated in Japan and developed by Toaplan back in the year 1989. And the company? Went bankrupted shortly after the game's launch Zzz)

The link enclosed above is a famous copy of image that summarize the intro of this game, do you understand a word it says?




Wikipedia: "All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an incorrect English phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in the 1990s, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a group of Internet humorists. "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers, and has been used as a cheat-phrase in the popular Blizzard game Starcraft.

Due to its immense popularity, the phrase or some variation of the lines from the game has been seen in innumerable articles, books, comics, clothing, movies, radio shows, songs, television shows, video games, webcomics, and websites. However, few have actually drawn any mainstream media attention. A selection of those that have garnered such coverage follows:

* In late 2000, Kansas City computer programmer and part-time deejay Jeffrey Ray Roberts, then age 23, from the Gabber band The Laziest Men on Mars, made a techno dance track, Invasion of the Gabber Robots, that remixed some of the Zero Wing video game music by Tatsuya Uemura, with a voiceover phrase All your base are belong to us.

* On February 23, 2001, Wired provided an early report on the phenomenon in an article titled "When Gamer Humor Attacks" that covered everything from the Flash animation to its spread through e-mail and Internet forums to T-shirts bearing the phrase.

* On April 1, 2003, in Sturgis, Michigan, seven people age 17 to 20 placed signs all over town that read, "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time." They said they were playing an April Fool's joke by mimicking the famous Flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. Not many people who saw the signs were familiar with the joke, however. Many residents were upset that the signs appeared while the U.S. was at war with Iraq, and police chief Eugene Alli said the signs could be “a borderline terrorist threat depending on what someone interprets it to mean.”

* In February 2004, university students in Raleigh, North Carolina exploited a web-based service provided for local schools and businesses to report a weather-related closing to display the phrase within a news ticker on a live news broadcast on News 14 Carolina.

* On June 1, 2006, the video hosting website YouTube was taken down temporarily for maintenance. The phrase "ALL YOUR VIDEO ARE BELONG TO US" appeared below the YouTube logo as a placeholder while the site was down. Some users believed the site had been hacked, leading the host to add the message "No, we haven't been hacked. Get a sense of humor."

My personal favourite:
http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video3_view.shtml

Check this out too:
http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video1_view.shtml


Okay maybe you didn't get the fun... But I sure is enjoying XD.
I just can't stop repeating myself that hilarious chorus... "All your base... are belong to us~"

"This is just too STICK!~"

WARNING: The following entry is based on a movie which was supposed to be a "U" rated movie. But after much consideration from the Presbyterian Church we have decided to lift the rating to a much suiting "18 PL" as it contains excessive amount of profanity, improper adult contents, misleading "Engrish" usage, and most importantly, it underwent the most brutal... translation mankind ever made on Earth. Please proceed with caution, and do hold your jaws with both hands, or maybe you could use only one to hold and the other to hold your buttocks, to avoid both of them from falling apart. YOU ARE WARNED.

Here it goes...

Yeah after so many episodes, you finally realize that there were only ONE War been going on all the time... Felt cheated? Talk to Lucas.

Wait... The "West is swimming"?? Nope it can't be... But let's see...
Revenge=报复, Sith=西(Somehow they thought so, YES) and...
报复="打回", Back=回, Stroke=打, West=西(easy ain't it?)
Aha... Now does it make sense? BRILLIANT!

"This is where the fun begins."

"Let them pass between us."
[Oxford]Dichotomy=A separation or contrast between two things

"They're all over me!"
Yea right... I get how you are scared... Who wouldn't with something in your ass? Oh, with That amount...

Hey that sounds like some plan! You're the best, Obi Wan!

Yea R2, are you... " "?

Chancellor Palpatine warns Anakin and Obi Wan that Count Dooku is... BIG

As I said Obi Wan, you're the man! You won't fear no BIG...

Count Dooku said... something.

Chancellor Palpatine complimenting on Obi Wan to Anakin... that he is... BIG too. Aha, bigger than a good elephant I guess.

General Grevious sure is mad that some truant people did actually... fled from some sort of fair?

Yeah you worthless bunch of scumbags should sooo be eating dogs!

Anakin taunts General Grevious... Yeah I think it's "severe" enough that... I don't know what are you talking about.

Smelly boy=臭小子
Hey you smelt that too!? I was about to say...

Erm... Yea I think your hair needed some "first aid"... mind some gel?
[Oxford]Disheveled=Untidy; disordered

We're gonna land on... erm... lemon garden?

Yoda, "Premonitions? Premonitions!"
(This is a god damn good one WAHAHAHA...)

Erm...? Yea yea right...

Anakin is haunted by... ehhh... "dreamses"

Listen up dude, we're gonna beat you to the deep ground coz we're gonna throw A LOT of troopsESES on you! THAT much! Ain't you scare!?

Mmmm...

Jedi Council=长老会
[Oxford]Presbyterian=Relating to a Protestant Church governed by ELDERS who are all of equal ranks.
Jedi=长老=ELDERS=Presbyterian
Council=会=Church
FABULOUS!~

"May the force be with you"
I grant you the power to wish!

Anakin wants his wife to be safe... He wants to guarantee his loves one... "cuckoldry"!?

[Oxford]Cuckoldry=Act of cuckold, a cuckold is a man whose wife has committed adultery(unfaithful).
Mum I learnt a new word today!~

C3PO is complaining...

Obi Wan refuses to fight Anakin... which is... ehh... his elephant brother.

Whatever you say...

"The Anakin you once knew is no longer is..."

Anakin tells his cuckold about his virtues... being STRONG and BIG.

It's obvious that Padme hates STRONG and BIG, rare!

You are one of those kinds, that only lies! You LIER, now lie down!

Yea solve with proper English I guess...

Obi Wan stands a higher ground and in a more strategic position than Anakin... now what?

Darth Vader, "NOOOOOO~~~"

Pirated DVDs from China simply rock! "This is just too stick!"
Nope my English is not good either, but to have expected this? DO NOT WANT!!~~

p/s: 这真是太棒了!=This is just too stick!

(The reason I didn't want to plug directly the entry from the original blogger is that I have my own comments on the captions, they are not the same. And for some reason I want to keep this kinda hilarious entry in my blog, isn't it just too stick?)

Origin: http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

Yang Guo: I think I found the links to download this piece of crap! Woohoo~ Will find you in holiday to grab it.