Pizza Man

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

I've been looking for him more than 20 minutes

I guess he is starving

Or he could be aiming to use this to learn about fractions

Got to find him quickly putting his aim aside

I should do what I can

Ask that ma'am if she knows

Hey ma'am have you heard of a guy whose occupation

is mathematician around here?

Am I in wrong condo?

No way I have checked it 3 times or more

So how come I can't find him?

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

Tu tu tu...

Wait he could be aiming to learn about a pie chart

That explains why he choose "Pepperoni Quattro"

But in that case I guess

Sorry to be smart ass

He had better use pies instead

Am I in wrong condo?

No way I have checked it 3 three times or more

So how come I can't find him?

Tell me someone knows the guy whose name is Daniel

Tu tu tu...

-Ellegarden

Where the hell is my DaKwAt!?

Just a little while ago I was having dinner with my family. Out of no where I popped out a question "Mum, can I take a look at your finger for that ink thingy? I want to see how is it like."

Before you say anything... Yes I live in jungle -.-" You see I'm kinda outdated and disconnected from the outside world when I was back in the hostel because I do not get Internet access and newspaper there... So I actually didn't know that they have canceled the idea of using the ink on your finger...

"No way mum! I thought they already bought it!?"

Dude, that was our money man! That was the people's money! Where the hell is our ink now!? Where in the fcuk is our money!!!???

Shame on you BN, the outcome of this election serves you well. Go fcuk yourselves Zzzz

Totally outrageous.

A brand new Sunday, a brand new start, a brand new government, a brand new Malaysia (Let's hope to change for the better :-) )

It's finally over, or has it just begun? The Malaysia Election 2008 wrapped up with a final result of BN barely won with simple majority of 60+% (as oppose to 90+% in the previous general election), so happy or sad to say that they get to form the country government, again.

Interestingly enough though, this 12th general election demonstrated something beyond the result itself. Yes aside from BN is seen gradually losing grip on the countryman's faith, it also indirectly showed that the society is starting to mature in term of pursuing what they actually want and sounding their opinions without having fear that they would be shot in the head (Zzz).

Frankly speaking it shocked me so that the opposition parties actually have such influences on the states. The final outcome sees Penang and Perak (2P) taken by DAP, Kedah and Kelantan (2K) by PAS, and Selangor (OoSSSsss!!) by PKR. BN almost meets the end and kisses its trophy bye bye if not for Sabah and Sarawak (their major backbones), so much luck for you BN.

Whether Mr. Great Ol' Badawi is resigning is none of my concern, I wouldn't care who become the PM anyway (all I want is a good government, which never happens), but to see many of BN's greatest warriors once fought alongside throughout the years fell out from their Proton today... just laughed my ass out. (don't take it personal... I mean, do)


Oh before I forget, Happy Belated Birthday Sammy Vellu :)

*"hahahahahaha" evil laughter fades into the background*

Good Morning Kids

Good morning kids
How do you feel to have been slid out to this world
I wish it was not so bad
But I think no way you feel that way

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

Good morning kids
How does it feel to have been kicked out to this world
I wish you liked the morning sun
That is one of the most beautiful things

You'd come to know as you grow up
This world is full of shit

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

So I wish you don't grow up
And I wish you don't get hurt
And I wish you don't notice that the world is shit
And I wish you don't be sad
But I'm not so afraid 'cause you won't be like me

-Ellegarden

Malaysia BN Decides

So I say, what's with the rush and hassles? There can't be any other result right? I mean, there is no eff-fing way on Earth in Malaysia in THEIR COUNTRY that BN would lose right?

Seriously I don't get it, what's the big deal man. To me this pathetic "erection" is just another lame joke, where people wasted their money on posters and papers (and wasted natural resources); not to mention wasted their time to rush back to hometown, AND not to forget the traffic jam it caused... Man I just hate big festivals, I hate it in Malaysia.

As I said, if you wanna have a real election, have it FAIR damn it! With all those big things going on out there, all those annoying obituary big dick-heads posters around... You better make it really FAIR (though I know I can't expect much)

Just overheard a short chat between my grandpa and both my parents.
"I did not see any other logo except BN itself on that paper wo..."

Abusing oldies' blur'ness, perhaps?

I'm not gonna tell you which party am I going to vote for when the time comes, but if you ask me whether I like the current government...

What do you think?

(Okay if you are really that blur, NO)

But again, there is no freaking way they would lose man! I don't really see my own country as a truly democratic country anyway.

Wannabies

None of us can help dreaming
Because a dream is what colors our lives
So we wish though it never comes true

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Everyday is a new adventure
Hardship is also a part of the story

Close your eyes fast and you can become the one you wanna be

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies

Any time at any place
We're writing down a page of our own story
Looking for the title of our own
Heading towards the new chapter ahead

Close your eyes and you can feel it
The way you wanna go is always right
We are just wannabies

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We are wannabies
Hey we are wannabies

We can dream it

Any time at any place
There are people struggling to figure out
What's the point of being real and
What's the point of being original
Close you eyes and you can see it
Your name is on the cover of your book
You are self-titled

We wanna be We wanna be M.Jordan
We wanna be We wanna be Brad Pitt
We wanna be We wanna be Hiroshige
We are wannabies
Yay yay

We wanna be We wanna be J.Hendrix
We wanna be We wanna be Bruce Lee
We wanna be We wanna be A.Einstein
We're all wannabies

-Ellegarden

It's a plane! It's a bird! No! It's an update!!! O_O!

First of all I would like to apologize for the lack of updates of my site... You see things are pretty much fcuked up lately and my life sucks big time. Aside from some frequent extreme mood swing throughout the weeks I have also ruined every single test that I've sat for. Again nobody should be blamed except myself (of course). On side note, I'm thinking of changing course after this semester, but that's still a questionable decision depending on how I fare in the coming final weeks later (which I think I will screw it better than any screwdriver does...).

Which course? *shakes head* Ah ah... I have no idea. But then for sure it would be something Arts and Social related, perhaps language too (but no literature please!!! Fcuk thyself in heaven Shakespeare). No more science, no more maths, no more accounting! But hey does this kinda shit even existed? (=_=) It would be hell lotta nicer if I can get such a course, no Binomial craps no Einstein'ish theories no Balance-Shits or whatsoever rubbish. On the dark side though, things aren't as simple as they seem. You know what? You can't simply change course as you wish, no not for some laid back poor scumbag like myself. Money is the first issue (I'm still thinking about that), family's faith is the second. Imagine how things would turn out if you tell your parents "I want to change course, I found that this course doesn't suit me that well after all." after they have spent 10k on you for two semesters... trust me things will get ugly. In case of worst scenario, I will consider working for a while first to earn enough money for me to continue my studies.

So, what have I been up to lately? There is an old saying, "Guys' problems can only either be financial problem or relationship problem". And guess what, I hit the jackpot, I have both! But then, not something I would like to talk about here... Let's check out something else exciting (to me, it is), I just got myself an axe!!! ^.^ Oops I mean an electric guitar~






I'm not gonna list out the specs of this axe here since I don't think any of you would get it anyway (besides Yang Guo), but if you are really interested, you can check Yang Guo's entry on his Big Wooden Plank of Kick-Assery here. (Yea we were actually gay enough to get the same guitar, but his is a lefty version)

I've done classical guitar before but I think I still have hell lot to learn since I last picked up a guitar years ago. And yes we've decided to form a band (that's in the long run and it's still a blur concept). Notify me if you are/your friends are interested in band forming, especially bassists and drummers (we could really use these two), thanks!

This rounds up my recent life pretty well and sorry again for the long post. Great thanks to those of you who worried about me (if there is any). The only thing I can say for now is that I've decided to pick up and start moving again, searching around in my life for the lost pieces of me :) I should say that I'm fine now (think so). Expect more frequent update on my site from now on (before the next breakdown happens, you know, mood swing happens). Happy living~

(Oh by the way, since almost every guitarist names their guitar, mine has a name too. I named it Shirley xD It's my first guitar ever, something like my first crush perhaps.)