Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan

I just couldn't believe it with my own balls and hands... What the hell, I touched it with my own hands!!! I feel so guilty now. As most of you know, I detest smokers. But one thing, you can hate smokers, cigarettes and such, but you CAN'T hate your boss (well literally, you just can't). In case you are wondering, I was asked to buy my boss a packet of Dunhill (large!!!) just a few moments ago...

Shyt, of course I couldn't say "What are you? I hate smokers, get lost before I poke your arse with cigarrettes." He handed me a note of RM 10 and murmured "I wonder you will be caught."
EXCUSE ME!? I'm a perfect N-I-N-E-T-E-E-N years old alright, and you dare look down upon me? (relax)

"How Dunhill got its name."

I grabbed the money and went all the way down. Upon reaching one grocery ran by Indians, I smacked the note on the table and demanded "Please surrender a Dunhill LARGE to me." (alright). To my ultimately-freaking-overly amazement that that Indian cashier rolled his eyes and scanned me thoroughly up and down before asking "Dunhill kecil?". I want to clarify a point here that, it's obvious that he thought I was some 15-years-old-young-lad-who-just-reached-his-puberty-and
-began-to-cast-his-interest-in-like-I-care-"manly"-product
-a.k.a.-cigarettes, that that that... Pfff...

"Besar!" I answered. And then I just grabbed the packet and rushed out (I still couldn't believe I held that with my own hands! I shall disinfect my hands with Dettol later on.
I bet you that that fellow back there was still wondering "whether I'm legal to buy ROKOK" or maybe "Oh Lord, I have killed yet another life today. Forgive me for selling cigarettes to underage." (The reason why I left that shop in hurry was obvious, I didn't want to give him time to hesitate and ask for my I.C. in a sudden, which I really didn't bother to invite further troubles.)

YES! HELL YES I'm legal to buy cigarettes man!... It was such an insult =.= Do I not look like any 19 years old? What the hell is my age then? Gross...

Oh whoever-you-are- Lord, please forgive me for laying my hands on the filthy killer item. I curse swear that I will not do that again (I try my best to run away from all my bosses the next time they run out of cigarettes).

What said is said though, I still advice you guys who dislike smokers to "not hate them". Okay maybe you can, but you shouldn't hate your bosses and fathers (mothers?).

Tayar, Kutu, Keguguran