Long live Tuanku!~

Just got back from campus this afternoon and my Core Duo already yelling “Blog it, blog it, blog it, will ya? Blog it! ...” And so here I am again sitting here ‘bogging’ away… What can I say about the test? It was out of expectation that’s all I can say, it was just harder than I can imagine, especially the ‘fill in the blanks’ and ‘insert the appropriate word forms’ parts, everything doesn’t seem normal to me because it’s not UTAR’s standard at all! Well at least it’s not my standard, I think my paper is a goner =.=” Enough of the crapping, let’s get down to real business, I just picked this up along the road side near Jelatek LRT station when I was waiting for the feeder bus to move its buttocks…

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Pejabat Perdana Menteri Malaysia,
Federal Government Administration Center,

Bangunan Perdana Putra,

62502 Putrajaya.

Universiti Tak Ada Ruang,

No. 13, Jalan 13/6,

46200 Petaling Jaya,

Selangor Darul Ehsan. 26 April, 2007

Prime Minister: Dato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi,

Att: I Love You Tuanku

Well don’t get me wrong, read carefully it’s “I Love You Tuanku” not “I Love You Badawi”, and don’t think I have mismailed this letter, it’s just that I don’t know the address of Yang Dipertuan Agong so I have no choice but resort to this route. Please help me to pass on this letter to baginda as I have important wishes for him.

2. First of all I want to say ribuan terima kasih to baginda because baginda has made this country to what it is today. Today Malaysia is known as one of the world’s topmost exporters of rubber, latex, palm oil, peppers, foot-wear, electronic equipment, textile, wooden furniture, petroleum, tin, and pirated CDs. This really makes me proud as a Malaysian, to contribute myself as an effort to make my country successful I always refuse to use local products, this is because I wanted to reserve those products for Malaysia’s exportation in the global market, if the countrymen are to practice this awareness and be as cooperate as me, Malaysia will undoubtedly not long from becoming the next top exporter of Cicakman, keris, durian, satay, nasi kandar, nasi lemak, cigarettes, toilet bowl, batteries, handbags, tooth paste, toys, toilet rolls, manpower, bloggers, hackers, and the list goes on… Apparently maybe we should try to use more Levis, Nike, Adidas, LV and Tiffany instead of Poh Kong, self-made Manchester football cap, pasar-malam branded shirts… Leave those for the exportation will ya?

3. Second of all I want to criticize those who stated these so-called ‘facts’, they are really mindless and not true at all to me… Have a look and I hope baginda can cepat-cepat issue order to the authority and take action against these uncivilized people, how dare they insult our country like that!?

(1)Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by malays
(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays
(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese
(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status
(6) 0% of non-malay staffs is legally required in malay companies. But there must be 30% malay staffs in Chinese companies.
(7) 5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, is non-malays.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malay government servants in Putrajaya. But malays make up 98%
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960
(11) 95% of government contracts are given to malays
(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by malay government e.g. Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc
(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g. UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc
(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transport companies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses
(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given
(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004)
(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to malay pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period
(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000
(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible
(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays
(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004
(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look East Policy"
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004)
(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays
(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003
(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957
(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957
(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40 years ago
(34) 0.5 million Indian Malaysians had emigrated to overseas
(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.
(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians
(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor
(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what malay villages got for rural development budget
(39) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names to other names
(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort
(41) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built
(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates
(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004
(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002)
(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors of non-malay origins
(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less
(47) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since 1969
(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed
(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistly re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s
(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items are ratified by Malaysia government since 1960
(51) 0 - elimination of all forms of racial discrimination (UN Human Rights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s
(52) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendances treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200
(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths being beaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record
(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays
(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum.

4. And then I want to thank baginda for making the Anti-Rasuah Campaign a successful one, a corruption-less government with transparency in procedures is a promising boost for a better Malaysia. When we were blocked by a traffic police last few days that uncle so good lar… He said he will give us chance, and when my dad took out a RM 20 note he said “No no, saya *flashes his badge* ANTI-RASUAH!” Isn’t he is the honest type!? He then said “Aku tulis la?” My dad was wondering “Tulis la lu kata tak mau pun…” “Ooh… Tulis lar?” Then my dad flashes the RM20 note again, “Bang haus kah? Biar dik beli minum dekat sana?” “Ooh tak payah lah, bang beli sendiri, pergi la… Ingat lain kail jangan pandu terlalu cepat, dan jangan rasuah polis ya? Terutamanya bila di hadapan Besar punya… *points to an officer with higher rank at the other side which seem to just turned his butt away*” “Oh tau bang, terima kasih ya.” “Sama-sama” Isn’t this just amazing? Our society is once again a step ahead in curbing the ill trend of corruption!

5. Lastly I want to sing our national anthem in honor of baginda installation,

Negaraku,

Tanah tumpahnya darahku,

Rakyat hidup,

Bersatu dan maju,

Rahmat bahagia,

Tuhan kurniakan,

Raja kita,

Selamat bertakhta…

Thank you very much.

Anonymous.

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Maybe the Prime Minister just got too frustrated and threw away this letter in the middle of nowhere?

(My headache is getting serious… I don’t know what the heck was I writing man…)

Breaking up the rules we made, we are so unsocialized…

-Ellegarden