The art of cleaning

Cleaning rule No. 1: Wake up late, real late, like 12 in the noon. To make sure yourself have enough sleep and energy for what's coming up.

Cleaning rule No. 2: Have a full breakfast, like 1 donut, a gallon of milk, and a big bowl of "Fish Head mee hun", without fish head. This full meal will prepare you to face the challenges coming in the next few hours.

Cleaning rule No. 3: Do not bathe first, if you have the habit of bathing when you wake up. As you will dirty yourself soon anyway, so don't even bother to wash your face. Just brush your teeth, for the breakfast.

Cleaning rule No. 4: Wear casually, real casual, say, even a pyjamas will do. Prepare to get wet as you perspire and soaked up by the water in the process of cleaning.

Cleaning rule No. 5: Check and determine whether the weather of the day suits for your task. For the fact that a blazing hot sun is enough to crush even the strongest soul on Earth. A damp and windy weather is the element that you need.

Cleaning rule No. 6: Start off slow, but steadily. Don't rush yourself to finish the current job just so that you could do other chore in time. You would find yourself wasting time to clean something up if you have not concentrated at all, it will not be clean after all, trust me. If you have other matters to attend to, do not hesitate to put down that cloth and shoo.

Cleaning rule No. 7: Get those songs rolling, plug in your MP3 and start injecting yourself with the energy while doing work.

Cleaning rule No. 8: Do not give yourself a chance to rest. No don't stop. Do everything in a push while you're still at it.

Cleaning rule No. 9: Do not treat dust and pests as your enemies, instead say hi and see you again to them. Be gentle and friendly, you will need to deal with these kinds frequently in the future. "Aren't Malaysian Courteous?"

Cleaning rule No. 10: Do not put on mask if you know your nose is allergic to dust, doing so will only worsen the situation and make you feel uneasy.

Cleaning rule No. 11: Take your time, even if it means whole day. Say like, 4 hours.

Cleaning rule No. 12: The most crucial part, take a thorough shower after everything is done. And then enjoy staying in your clean and shiny house.